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breastimation

A estimation, often influenced by inebriation or equal mental hinderance, of a woman's observed bra size from a male perspective. Often used/found in places like college bars, night clubs, gentleman's clubs, etc.
"My breastimations could have been inaccurate, it was dark."
by Nate Metheny July 31, 2008
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Breastimation

Estimating the qualities of a woman's breast, in size, shape and elasticity.
Two guys are in a bar and one says, "Hey dude! Check out her twins... What do you think?". The second guy says, " Well, in my breastimation they are heavenly!".
by AdGuy January 17, 2015
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Breastpirationitis

A health coniditon in which the glands located in the frontal part of the chest are overly active resutling in extremem boobial perspiration
Dude 1:Did you see the host of so you think you can dance canada?
Dude 2:Who the girl ?
Dude 1:Yea!
Dude 2:what about her?
Dude 1:she had massive Breastpirationitis
by payasitoboni August 25, 2009
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breastation

Nipple, the station of which a breast is around.

Chelsie says:
Urm it's like a train station and a train goes into the station and the nipple is the train and the boob is the station
ALSO
Plantation is where seeds are planted to create plants and a nipple is like planted to create a boob.
Lol I saw your breastation.
by Jessie and Chelpoz May 4, 2008
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breastitution

Noun. Settlement compensation that is blown at a gentlemen’s club
B: I heard that Ttam finally got his restitution from that hit and run that totaled his bike. What kind of bike did he buy?

G: Yeah, but he didn’t by a bike that was a breastitution check. He cashed it in for a fat wad of singles and made it rain at the club all night long.
by Mike Herman April 26, 2008
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Breastination

When you have arrived at your chosen breastaurant.
Hey bro, what's the breastination for tonight?
by De Lorean February 3, 2017
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breastoration

When an older woman gets breast enhansment in hopes of restoring her youthful look, similar to car restoration.
Chris: Did you check out that old hag on the chopper?

Jessica: You mean the one with the "breastoration"
by cousin jessie September 30, 2009
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