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Breastimation 

Estimating the qualities of a woman's breast, in size, shape and elasticity.
Two guys are in a bar and one says, "Hey dude! Check out her twins... What do you think?". The second guy says, " Well, in my breastimation they are heavenly!".
Breastimation by AdGuy January 17, 2015

Breastpirationitis 

A health coniditon in which the glands located in the frontal part of the chest are overly active resutling in extremem boobial perspiration
Dude 1:Did you see the host of so you think you can dance canada?
Dude 2:Who the girl ?
Dude 1:Yea!
Dude 2:what about her?
Dude 1:she had massive Breastpirationitis
Breastpirationitis by payasitoboni August 25, 2009

breastation 

Nipple, the station of which a breast is around.

Chelsie says:
Urm it's like a train station and a train goes into the station and the nipple is the train and the boob is the station
ALSO
Plantation is where seeds are planted to create plants and a nipple is like planted to create a boob.
Lol I saw your breastation.

breastitution 

Noun. Settlement compensation that is blown at a gentlemen’s club
B: I heard that Ttam finally got his restitution from that hit and run that totaled his bike. What kind of bike did he buy?

G: Yeah, but he didn’t by a bike that was a breastitution check. He cashed it in for a fat wad of singles and made it rain at the club all night long.
breastitution by Mike Herman April 26, 2008

Breastination

When you have arrived at your chosen breastaurant.
Hey bro, what's the breastination for tonight?
Breastination by De Lorean February 3, 2017

breastoration 

When an older woman gets breast enhansment in hopes of restoring her youthful look, similar to car restoration.
Chris: Did you check out that old hag on the chopper?

Jessica: You mean the one with the "breastoration"
breastoration by cousin jessie September 30, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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