Definitions by motherhotbread

Breadist 

Someone that follows the religion of breadism

She's a Breadist.

He's a Breadist.

We're all Breadists.

Breadist by motherhotbread June 20, 2015

Breadism 

A religion that believes that bread is the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with bread.

Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Breadism
Pat: What's Breadism?
Eric: BREAD IS LIFE MAN

Breadism by motherhotbread June 20, 2015

The Alpha Bread

The god that {breadist} people believe in. The ultimate life form.

The Alpha Bread created us.

The Alpha Bread loves us.

The Alpha Bread by motherhotbread June 20, 2015

The Bread Council 

A council of six officials that help make decisions for the world. They are highly looked up to by {breadist} people

The Bread Council hopes you all die.

The Bread Council by motherhotbread June 20, 2015