Breastimate
Person 1: Dude her tits are huge!
Person 2: I know right! I think she's a C cup, but that's just a breastimate
Person 2: I know right! I think she's a C cup, but that's just a breastimate
Breastimate by CammyCakes999 July 17, 2012
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Breastimate
The technique used by bra-fitters and corsetiers to approximate breast size and therefore bra size. Often men and women can learn this technique for their own common use.
Customer: Hi there, I would like a bra fitting please
Jennifer: OK, well I breastimate you are a 10/32C so lets start there shall we?
OR
Daniel: Woah look at her GIANT breasts!
Beth: Sorry man, shes just wearing the wrong bra and theyre hanging out. I breastimate she's only a 14/34 C.
Jennifer: OK, well I breastimate you are a 10/32C so lets start there shall we?
OR
Daniel: Woah look at her GIANT breasts!
Beth: Sorry man, shes just wearing the wrong bra and theyre hanging out. I breastimate she's only a 14/34 C.
Breastimate by Beffeh January 19, 2011
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Breastimate
Person One: "Dude, she's rocking a D-Cup."
Person Two: "For Real?"
Person One: "Nah, I'm just having a breastimate."
Person Two: "For Real?"
Person One: "Nah, I'm just having a breastimate."
Breastimate by The Banterlord September 26, 2015
Useful as nipples on a breastplate
Useful as nipples on a breastplate by minkispunk September 11, 2011
breastmatized
To be blinded by a woman's shortcomings, such as lack of personality, intelligence, or attractiveness because of the size and/or presentation of the woman's breasts.
"Why is he seeing Jill? She is as dumb as rock and she has a hideous laugh."
"I don't know. I think he's just breastmatized by her double-Ds."
"I don't know. I think he's just breastmatized by her double-Ds."
breastmatized by Lori Wildrick September 7, 2007
breastimation
A estimation, often influenced by inebriation or equal mental hinderance, of a woman's observed bra size from a male perspective. Often used/found in places like college bars, night clubs, gentleman's clubs, etc.
breastimation by Nate Metheny July 31, 2008
Breastplate Boomer
Not just any old boomer, the boomer of all boomers. Breastplate Boomer quickly rose as a postwar icon after his service in the Skaraana vs Humanity war of 2021.
Who the hell is that old boomer?!
That's Breastplate Boomer, the messoah and grandfather of the prodigal son who's face is glazed in cum.
That's Breastplate Boomer, the messoah and grandfather of the prodigal son who's face is glazed in cum.
Breastplate Boomer by DisasterHellscape June 23, 2021
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