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Kane Tanaka

Kane Tanaka is a Japanese supercentenarian born on January 2, 1903. At 117 years of age, she is the oldest living person as of 2020.
I hope grandma lives to be as old as Kane Tanaka.
"Who?"

"Just Google it"
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 30, 2020
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Simpsons Syndrome

When a TV show keeps on going.

And going...
And going... Long after its quality went down the tubes.

Usually because the channel that airs it is making big bucks and absolutely refuses to let the creator end it.
"The Simpsons hasn't been good since 1999. Why do they even try anymore?"
"Simpsons Syndrome"
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 2, 2020
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Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.

He's also Rocky Balboa.

Fun facts about Stallone:

-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.

-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020
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Who Wants to be a Millionaire

A game show where a contestant answers 15 increasingly difficult questions to win $1 Million.

It's a lot more complex than that, but that's good enough...
Who Wants to be a Millionaire: The game show where you're asked insultingly easy questions until you're sick of it, and then suddenly those questions get really hard and it becomes interesting.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020
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That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.
Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020
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Blonde Jokes

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?
Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2020
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Oh Spongebob, Why

When someone is driving and gets into an (often serious) accident, the passenger MUST say this. It's the law.
Spongebob: *Crashes into a lighthouse*

Mrs. Puff: *Inflates*

Oh Spongebob, why...
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2020
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