Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

A Wise Man Once Said

A stock phrase usually said before writing a well-known quote, often paraphrased and of unknown origin.

A wise man once said, "I don't know what to write in this box."

A Wise Man Once Said by Ubeenbamboozledson August 24, 2026

Have a day

A family-friendly alternative for telling someone to fuck off.

"That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Goodbye. Have a day."

Have a day by Ubeenbamboozledson August 1, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

NPC

Non-Player Character; literally, a character in a video game that is not controlled by the player(s). In recent years, however, "NPC" has morphed into a derogatory term for people who are perceived as being easily manipulated and incapable of original, objective thought, much like an actual video game NPC.

The meteoric rise of the acronym "NPC" being used as a slang term for people who seemingly have no original thoughts and can be "programmed" into mindlessly believing anything coincided with the similarly meteoric rise of the Dead Internet Theory in the 2020s.

NPC by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Bluesky Syndrome

When a website goes to shit (allegedly or actually), it's only a matter of time before people discover a nearly identical "alternative," which will suddenly experience a massive surge in popularity. However, said popularity only ever lasts for about a month at most before it abruptly drops like a stone and people go right back to the old website.

This term is named for the phenomenon where the website Bluesky (an "alternative" to Twitter/X) suddenly became very popular in late 2024, then quietly disappeared from the mainstream by the end of the year.

Polytoria, an "alternative" to Roblox, experienced Bluesky Syndrome in February 2026.

Bluesky Syndrome by Ubeenbamboozledson May 14, 2026

How does the meat taste

A derogatory phrase aimed at a person who has been perceived as glazing someone (usually a man or organization) that is completely undeserving of any praise. The phrase is basically implying that the person is metaphorically sucking them off (i.e. "bootlicking"), and is therefore asking how they "taste."

Idiot: "James Charles did nothing wrong stop hating on him"

Smart guy: "How does the meat taste lil bro"

How does the meat taste by Ubeenbamboozledson May 10, 2026

Fun Police

An amusing term for people who become extremely miserable, rude, and/or pissy upon seeing others having fun in ways that they do not approve of.

Synonyms include, but are not limited to:

- Killjoy
- Buzzkill
- Wet blanket
- Party pooper
- Asshole

Look out everyone, the Fun Police is here

Fun Police by Ubeenbamboozledson April 14, 2026