breastist 

A person usually male who judges another person usually female by her breasts. The stereotype breastist is known for his "the biger the better" attitude that has become almost a cliche, in their world this is given more thought than even what kind of car to drive.

My uncle George Teton used to always say "hey man, look at them _ _ _ _. He prided himself in never saying the same sexist term for the mammillary protuberances and I would just say "yo dude, whatever you breastist".

breastist by eggmann November 3, 2009

Molesta La Breastas 

A term coined by Don Vito, Bam Margera's uncle, meaning 'I want to feel your breasts.'

Come on, nice girl.... Molesta La Breastas!

Molesta La Breastas by Joe English April 20, 2006

Beastitude 

Noun - Of or relating to levels of beast mode; the quantitative summation of a person's beast mode.

Why were you in beast mode so long? Because I do what I want. Plus, my beastitude is too high not to always be in beast mode.

Beastitude by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010

breastfast 

breastfast - (v.) ,(n.) - refers to the early part of a morning whenyour waking up and need to break your fast not with food , but with indulging in and motorboatin' the shit out of some nice big breasts. to break your fast with breasts.......breastfast ( breastfasting)

as i woke up , i looked over and saw the huge tits on the girl from last night. i decided to get up and have breastfast.

or

i seen this dude this morning in the other apartment without the blinds closed straight breastfasting on his wife

breastfast by wterasta March 11, 2010

Breastitude 

The amplitude of a wamen's bouncing breasts.

Arthur - "Did you see how that babes tits were bouncing"
Gerald - "Yeah man, she had a large breastitude for sure"

Breastitude by TeeeeeeeeeeJaaaaaaaaaay October 24, 2018

breasticles 

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

breasticles by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004

breaststroke 

a type of stroke in swimming where girls open their legs wide and guys swim behind them pretending not to look

breaststroke is my favorite stroke because i swim behind laura

breaststroke by mlett June 25, 2013