breastist

A person usually male who judges another person usually female by her breasts. The stereotype breastist is known for his "the biger the better" attitude that has become almost a cliche, in their world this is given more thought than even what kind of car to drive.

My uncle George Teton used to always say "hey man, look at them _ _ _ _. He prided himself in never saying the same sexist term for the mammillary protuberances and I would just say "yo dude, whatever you breastist".

by eggmann November 3, 2009

breastibules

A colloquial term, used primarily in mens lockerrooms, for the female breasts, of the larger variety. Thought to be a cunning linquistic derivative of 'vestibules'

Did you see that woman who just walked by?....of a set of breastibules. I would love to see her naked.

by LaughingAloud January 1, 2009

Molesta La Breastas

A term coined by Don Vito, Bam Margera's uncle, meaning 'I want to feel your breasts.'

Come on, nice girl.... Molesta La Breastas!

by Joe English April 20, 2006

Beastitude

Noun - Of or relating to levels of beast mode; the quantitative summation of a person's beast mode.

Why were you in beast mode so long? Because I do what I want. Plus, my beastitude is too high not to always be in beast mode.

by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010

breastfast

breastfast - (v.) ,(n.) - refers to the early part of a morning whenyour waking up and need to break your fast not with food , but with indulging in and motorboatin' the shit out of some nice big breasts. to break your fast with breasts.......breastfast ( breastfasting)

as i woke up , i looked over and saw the huge tits on the girl from last night. i decided to get up and have breastfast.

or

i seen this dude this morning in the other apartment without the blinds closed straight breastfasting on his wife

by wterasta March 11, 2010

Breastitude

The amplitude of a wamen's bouncing breasts.

Arthur - "Did you see how that babes tits were bouncing"
Gerald - "Yeah man, she had a large breastitude for sure"

by TeeeeeeeeeeJaaaaaaaaaay October 24, 2018

breasticles

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004