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breastist 

A person usually male who judges another person usually female by her breasts. The stereotype breastist is known for his "the biger the better" attitude that has become almost a cliche, in their world this is given more thought than even what kind of car to drive.
My uncle George Teton used to always say "hey man, look at them _ _ _ _. He prided himself in never saying the same sexist term for the mammillary protuberances and I would just say "yo dude, whatever you breastist".
breastist by eggmann November 3, 2009
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breastibules 

A colloquial term, used primarily in mens lockerrooms, for the female breasts, of the larger variety. Thought to be a cunning linquistic derivative of 'vestibules'
Did you see that woman who just walked by?....of a set of breastibules. I would love to see her naked.
breastibules by LaughingAloud January 1, 2009

Molesta La Breastas 

A term coined by Don Vito, Bam Margera's uncle, meaning 'I want to feel your breasts.'
Come on, nice girl.... Molesta La Breastas!

Beastitude 

Noun - Of or relating to levels of beast mode; the quantitative summation of a person's beast mode.
Why were you in beast mode so long? Because I do what I want. Plus, my beastitude is too high not to always be in beast mode.
Beastitude by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010

breastfast 

breastfast - (v.) ,(n.) - refers to the early part of a morning whenyour waking up and need to break your fast not with food , but with indulging in and motorboatin' the shit out of some nice big breasts. to break your fast with breasts.......breastfast ( breastfasting)
as i woke up , i looked over and saw the huge tits on the girl from last night. i decided to get up and have breastfast.

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i seen this dude this morning in the other apartment without the blinds closed straight breastfasting on his wife
breastfast by wterasta March 11, 2010

Breastitude 

The amplitude of a wamen's bouncing breasts.
Arthur - "Did you see how that babes tits were bouncing"
Gerald - "Yeah man, she had a large breastitude for sure"

breasticles 

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.
Look at the breasticles on her!
breasticles by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004