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Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while receiving a blow job. It is both the subconscious desire of all men and the gas chamber for every neo-feminist. Also, a sort of “yin and yang” of sexual union with the correct objects being placed in the correct mouth.

It has been said that if the Bratjob existed in Freud’s lifetime, he would have dedicated a whole book merely to the topic.

There are variations including “The Maxwell Street Suck-off” which strictly involves Chicago’s signature hot dogs only. “The Tailgater” is a position in which the man makes love to his mate from behind and has his thirst quenched by an alcoholic beverage the female provides to him.
“Man, I got a great bratjob last night. The girl was great and I sure do love bratwurst.”
Bratjob by Double_M July 4, 2009
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brat job 

Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while recieving a blow job.
Man, I got a great brat job last night. The girl was great and I sure do love bratwurst.
brat job by Grade August 28, 2007
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Like a blowjob but you wear a batman mask. And when you cum you say "... Justice."
my parents are dead so my significant other gave me a batjob. I'm Batman.
batjob by ß July 14, 2012

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.
Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile
bratmobile by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
Britjob by n008a April 12, 2009
a blowjob received by someone whose name is Brandi
"Dude, last night Michael got a BranJob!!"
BranJob by Brandizzle May 19, 2004

Bratmobile

The name of a riot grrrl band from the early 90s to early 2000s with hits such as Cool Schmool, Cherry bomb, Gimme Brains. The band's song, "Cool Schmool" Is in the 2013 game "Gone home", An adventure game created by Fullbright Studios.
Man I sure do love the band Bratmobile!
Bratmobile by Nikococo April 8, 2023
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