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Definitions by n008a

Nixon generator 

1.
A device created by a mad Dutch scientist to create more Richard Nixons for world domination by knavery and villainy on an unprecedented scale in the history of mankind.
2.
A song by Tertius, see www.myspace.com/tiruset
We had better turn of the Nixon generator for a moment, it's overheat!
Nixon generator by n008a April 12, 2009

spleen detector 

A crude wooden elongated device operated by many of the police forces around the world. It's intensity of use varies from region to region. Has found world wide application in the field of soccer riots.
(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!

#CRUNCH#

Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*

Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.
spleen detector by n008a April 12, 2009
Britjob by n008a April 12, 2009

vetosexual

Someone who can and will forbid all forms of sex.
person 1:I'd like do to perform some coitus now.
person 2: Thou shalt not pass. For I am a vetosexual!
vetosexual by n008a April 12, 2009

human error

Constant factor in anything we do.
Cause for most of social, economic, psychological, political, military, etc. problems and blunders.

For great human errors see: "Dubya" and "communism".

For the opposite see: "Hal 9000"
Hal 9000 in incapable of human error, it's a bloody machine!
human error by n008a April 12, 2009

Hobbitler 

A really militant racist hobbit with all sorts of issues.
Oh and they come with the hairy feet.
Orc: That hobbitler just gave me a headbutt in the family jewels!
Frodo: Schweinhund!
Hobbitler by n008a April 12, 2009
The United States of America as pronounced vocally by it's distinguished former president George W. Bush.
Protect Murka against the terr'ist
murka by n008a April 11, 2009