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Bratjob
Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while receiving a blow job. It is both the subconscious desire of all men and the gas chamber for every neo-feminist. Also, a sort of “yin and yang” of sexual union with the correct objects being placed in the correct mouth.
It has been said that if the Bratjob existed in Freud’s lifetime, he would have dedicated a whole book merely to the topic.
There are variations including “The Maxwell Street Suck-off” which strictly involves Chicago’s signature hot dogs only. “The Tailgater” is a position in which the man makes love to his mate from behind and has his thirst quenched by an alcoholic beverage the female provides to him.
It has been said that if the Bratjob existed in Freud’s lifetime, he would have dedicated a whole book merely to the topic.
There are variations including “The Maxwell Street Suck-off” which strictly involves Chicago’s signature hot dogs only. “The Tailgater” is a position in which the man makes love to his mate from behind and has his thirst quenched by an alcoholic beverage the female provides to him.
BrimJob
A Brimjob is like this
In front you have a male bent over on all fours
In the middle you have Jeffery Brimmer giving the first guy a rimjob
and behind Brimmer is a man brutally destroying Brimmers butthole
like one big gay sexy human centipede
In front you have a male bent over on all fours
In the middle you have Jeffery Brimmer giving the first guy a rimjob
and behind Brimmer is a man brutally destroying Brimmers butthole
like one big gay sexy human centipede
Hey Brimjob!
BrimJob by McChicken in my bunghole September 20, 2011
brimjob
An accidental situation in which the tongue of one completely heterosexual male encounters directly and/or indirectly with an anus of another completely heterosexual male. Drinking heavily may increase the odds that this freak occurrence may take place. A derivative of the word brojob, this is also an action associated with all male activities to include feats of strength, masculinity, intelligence, and male dominance.
Dan: Chris,... dude, look up the definition of brimjob,... heterosexual males...we're in the clear.
Chris: Oh, dodged that bullet, we're good. But what if I liked it?...
Chris: Oh, dodged that bullet, we're good. But what if I liked it?...
brimjob by P4PerTh1N, StrahbrryShake December 18, 2008
brimjob
The act of orally stimulating the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal after the recipient has had explosive diarrhea resulting in a satanic-like burning sensation that feels like the brimstone of hell.
Jessica: "David was eating my pussy and decided to pay attention to my backdoor"
Mary: "Soooo hot! I love that"
Jessica: "...except my asshole was burning like the brimstone of hell due to a recent bout of diarrhea and public washroom toilet paper"
Mary "Ohhhh... ouch... a rimjob from hell... a brimjob!"
Jessica: "Precisely, a brimjob... pleasure and pain combined in a way I've never felt it before"
Mary: "Soooo hot! I love that"
Jessica: "...except my asshole was burning like the brimstone of hell due to a recent bout of diarrhea and public washroom toilet paper"
Mary "Ohhhh... ouch... a rimjob from hell... a brimjob!"
Jessica: "Precisely, a brimjob... pleasure and pain combined in a way I've never felt it before"
brimjob by brentionary September 6, 2013
Britober
The annual celebration of the incomparable Britney J. Spears that begins on the 1st of October every year.
I am so excited to celebrate Britober this year! I'm going to pull out my red jumpsuit and listen to Oops I Did it Again.
Wow, did you hear Britney is releasing her memoir during Britober this year? So timely.
Wow, did you hear Britney is releasing her memoir during Britober this year? So timely.
Britober by Dear Queers September 28, 2023
brimjob
Getting a rim job, but without anal penetration...
Getting your asshole licked, only along the outter ring of the sphinct hole, or "brim" if you will.
The art of licking the outer edge of someones balloon knot.
Getting your asshole licked, only along the outter ring of the sphinct hole, or "brim" if you will.
The art of licking the outer edge of someones balloon knot.