BranJob
BranJob by Brandizzle May 19, 2004
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The act of performing cunnilingus. To bring a woman to orgasm by stimulating her vagina or, more specifically, her clitoris aka 'bean,' through licking, sucking, heavy hot breathing and fondling.
A 'beanjob' is really the female equivalent of a 'blowjob' and follows all of the same grammatical constructions. For example, the word 'bean' can be used as a verb in the same way 'blow' can.
'Beanie' for short.
A 'beanjob' is really the female equivalent of a 'blowjob' and follows all of the same grammatical constructions. For example, the word 'bean' can be used as a verb in the same way 'blow' can.
'Beanie' for short.
All I want is a goodnight kiss or a beanjob.
Look dude, bean me first and then I'll blow you.
I walked in on him beaning her...and stayed to watch.
Look dude, bean me first and then I'll blow you.
I walked in on him beaning her...and stayed to watch.
beanjob by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013
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Bratjob
Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while receiving a blow job. It is both the subconscious desire of all men and the gas chamber for every neo-feminist. Also, a sort of “yin and yang” of sexual union with the correct objects being placed in the correct mouth.
It has been said that if the Bratjob existed in Freud’s lifetime, he would have dedicated a whole book merely to the topic.
There are variations including “The Maxwell Street Suck-off” which strictly involves Chicago’s signature hot dogs only. “The Tailgater” is a position in which the man makes love to his mate from behind and has his thirst quenched by an alcoholic beverage the female provides to him.
It has been said that if the Bratjob existed in Freud’s lifetime, he would have dedicated a whole book merely to the topic.
There are variations including “The Maxwell Street Suck-off” which strictly involves Chicago’s signature hot dogs only. “The Tailgater” is a position in which the man makes love to his mate from behind and has his thirst quenched by an alcoholic beverage the female provides to him.
Beanjob
Coined after the term "Flicking the Bean", refers to oral sex given to a female, usually human. ( NOT always.)
Levy - " Hey babe, lookin stressed! Want a beanjob? Maybe some O's?"
Anonymous female - ~grins~ "yes, indeed sir I would."
Anonymous female - ~grins~ "yes, indeed sir I would."
Beanjob by questionsleepz September 25, 2009
barnjob
1) A sexual act, in which a male covers his penis with applesauce and feeds it to the horse with no teeth.
2) The alias of Fearless leader, who's true name will be omitted for privacy reasons.
2) The alias of Fearless leader, who's true name will be omitted for privacy reasons.
"Hey, check out that old horse!"
"Yeah, i bet that thing would give a great barnjob, do you have any applesauce?"
"Yeah, i bet that thing would give a great barnjob, do you have any applesauce?"
barnjob by Hermano de Barnjob February 4, 2006
brainjob
Person 1: "Yeah frank works at McDonalds now."
Person 2: "Didn't he graduate from medical school like 2 years ago?"
Person 1: "Yeah, but the whole divorce thing..."
Person 2: "Wow you just gave me a brainjob."
Person 2: "Didn't he graduate from medical school like 2 years ago?"
Person 1: "Yeah, but the whole divorce thing..."
Person 2: "Wow you just gave me a brainjob."
Brenjob
Brenjob by Phil Pitchula August 6, 2007