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The act of performing cunnilingus. To bring a woman to orgasm by stimulating her vagina or, more specifically, her clitoris aka 'bean,' through licking, sucking, heavy hot breathing and fondling.

A 'beanjob' is really the female equivalent of a 'blowjob' and follows all of the same grammatical constructions. For example, the word 'bean' can be used as a verb in the same way 'blow' can.

'Beanie' for short.
All I want is a goodnight kiss or a beanjob.

Look dude, bean me first and then I'll blow you.

I walked in on him beaning her...and stayed to watch.
beanjob by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013
Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while receiving a blow job. It is both the subconscious desire of all men and the gas chamber for every neo-feminist. Also, a sort of “yin and yang” of sexual union with the correct objects being placed in the correct mouth.

It has been said that if the Bratjob existed in Freud’s lifetime, he would have dedicated a whole book merely to the topic.

There are variations including “The Maxwell Street Suck-off” which strictly involves Chicago’s signature hot dogs only. “The Tailgater” is a position in which the man makes love to his mate from behind and has his thirst quenched by an alcoholic beverage the female provides to him.
“Man, I got a great bratjob last night. The girl was great and I sure do love bratwurst.”
Bratjob by Double_M July 4, 2009
Coined after the term "Flicking the Bean", refers to oral sex given to a female, usually human. ( NOT always.)
Levy - " Hey babe, lookin stressed! Want a beanjob? Maybe some O's?"

Anonymous female - ~grins~ "yes, indeed sir I would."
Beanjob by questionsleepz September 25, 2009
1) A sexual act, in which a male covers his penis with applesauce and feeds it to the horse with no teeth.
2) The alias of Fearless leader, who's true name will be omitted for privacy reasons.
"Hey, check out that old horse!"
"Yeah, i bet that thing would give a great barnjob, do you have any applesauce?"
barnjob by Hermano de Barnjob February 4, 2006
When someone blows your mind.
Person 1: "Yeah frank works at McDonalds now."
Person 2: "Didn't he graduate from medical school like 2 years ago?"
Person 1: "Yeah, but the whole divorce thing..."
Person 2: "Wow you just gave me a brainjob."
brainjob by 7ruth December 19, 2007

brandjob 

Noun, Adj. An act of flattery involving the gratuitous promotion of another company's brand or product.
Wired magazine totally gives Apple a brandjob every month with their What's On Your iPod column.
brandjob by holycola August 21, 2003
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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