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batjokes by baelfire lycaon March 20, 2018
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Bratjob
Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while receiving a blow job. It is both the subconscious desire of all men and the gas chamber for every neo-feminist. Also, a sort of “yin and yang” of sexual union with the correct objects being placed in the correct mouth.
It has been said that if the Bratjob existed in Freud’s lifetime, he would have dedicated a whole book merely to the topic.
There are variations including “The Maxwell Street Suck-off” which strictly involves Chicago’s signature hot dogs only. “The Tailgater” is a position in which the man makes love to his mate from behind and has his thirst quenched by an alcoholic beverage the female provides to him.
It has been said that if the Bratjob existed in Freud’s lifetime, he would have dedicated a whole book merely to the topic.
There are variations including “The Maxwell Street Suck-off” which strictly involves Chicago’s signature hot dogs only. “The Tailgater” is a position in which the man makes love to his mate from behind and has his thirst quenched by an alcoholic beverage the female provides to him.
Batmobike
-noun
1. a motorcycle (usually sportbike) that is travelling at an unusually slow speed;
often used to insult a fellow biker
2. the bike portion of the Batmobile from the movie "Dark Night"; which we see our beloved Batman cape-flapping through Gotham at break-neck speeds of up to 30mph
1. a motorcycle (usually sportbike) that is travelling at an unusually slow speed;
often used to insult a fellow biker
2. the bike portion of the Batmobile from the movie "Dark Night"; which we see our beloved Batman cape-flapping through Gotham at break-neck speeds of up to 30mph
"Wanna race?"
"Against your Batmobike? I'd better take off my shoes, I run faster bare-footed..."
"I checked my mirrors for him, but all I could see was his cape flapping."
"When are you gonna sell that Batmobike and get a Huffy?"
"Against your Batmobike? I'd better take off my shoes, I run faster bare-footed..."
"I checked my mirrors for him, but all I could see was his cape flapping."
"When are you gonna sell that Batmobike and get a Huffy?"
Batmobike by Naked Fain August 12, 2008
flattened my batmobile
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!
STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
flattened my batmobile by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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