Brandonius 

Brandonius is the French-Indochinese Discord Moderator known as Antipope Lord Brandonius on the Cathoholicism Instagram page’s Discord Server called CATHOHOLICISM. Cathoholicism is owned by Brian Patrick Edwards author of Stork and Shriving Place. Brandonius is moderator in order to secure peace and compliance with the rules of the server. He engages in various pre-1955 activities in the Discord server such as vespers and bed-time stories prayed as pre-1955 vespers.

I really like praying pre-1955 vespers with Brandonius

Brandonius by cathoho enjoyer July 6, 2022

Brandontistical 

To be as egotistical as Brandon; to brag about their Fortnite skill

Man you are being so Brandontistical lately.

Brandontistical by InfoManOfTruth December 20, 2018

brandoneis 

To force fellacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"

Dude, I fell asleep while watching MTV. When I woke up my buddy was brandoneising me like a wild man. I started to say something, but decided to pretend I was still sleeping so he would finish brandoneising.

brandoneis by dr.b December 10, 2008

brandoneis 

To force felacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"

Dude, I fell asleep while watching a video. When I woke up my friend was brandoneising me like no tomorrow!

brandoneis by dr.b December 9, 2008

Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.

Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”

Brandoning by wynning69 February 11, 2019

brandonawsome 

Leader of the group "CV" on 2b2t.jp. Is incredibly handsome and famous.

ayy i'd fuck brandonawsome in the ass

brandonawsome by brandonawsome May 1, 2021

brandons miniscule penis 

anyone called Brandon automaticly have a penis so small you can't see it

Have you seen brandons miniscule penis
Haha of course you havn't its impossible to see

brandons miniscule penis by jhgfgfdfgfgg December 2, 2022