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Brandonish 

Someone who is of equal or more suckness of Brandon.W
Man your so brandonish
Brandonish by Bravo Whiski October 20, 2008
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BrandontheLover 

The hottest motherfucker you'll see. He cosplayed as Sniper mask AND Chrollo he's so fucking hot. Though, that bitch doesn't clean his mirror right, shit still be looking dirty as hell. But I still love his fine ass.
Person 1: omfg is that BrandontheLover?

Person 2: Omg yes bitch he's so fine

Person 3: Still got a dirty ass mirror though
BrandontheLover by Késhuan April 30, 2021

Brandontistical 

To be as egotistical as Brandon; to brag about their Fortnite skill
Man you are being so Brandontistical lately.
Brandontistical by InfoManOfTruth December 20, 2018

Brandonius 

Brandonius is the French-Indochinese Discord Moderator known as Antipope Lord Brandonius on the Cathoholicism Instagram page’s Discord Server called CATHOHOLICISM. Cathoholicism is owned by Brian Patrick Edwards author of Stork and Shriving Place. Brandonius is moderator in order to secure peace and compliance with the rules of the server. He engages in various pre-1955 activities in the Discord server such as vespers and bed-time stories prayed as pre-1955 vespers.
I really like praying pre-1955 vespers with Brandonius
Brandonius by cathoho enjoyer July 6, 2022

brandoneis 

To force fellacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"
Dude, I fell asleep while watching MTV. When I woke up my buddy was brandoneising me like a wild man. I started to say something, but decided to pretend I was still sleeping so he would finish brandoneising.
brandoneis by dr.b December 10, 2008
An obscure dungeon crawling RPG by Nihon Falcom. The game was released in 1991 on the PC98 and FM Towns and later ported to the SNES and PC Engine. The story follows a wandering swordsman named Ares Toraernos, who is pursued by his nemesis Dela Delon, who has accused him of murdering her teacher. The two fall down into the sunken ruins of an abandoned kingdom and you must navigate Ares out of the game’s stages. Brandish was successful enough in Japan to get 3 sequels and a PSP remake.
Person 1: “Dude, I just played Brandish on PSP!”
Person 2: “Awesome! Ares is my favorite character!”
Brandish by Dong Jr. December 29, 2022

brandoneis 

To force felacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"
Dude, I fell asleep while watching a video. When I woke up my friend was brandoneising me like no tomorrow!
brandoneis by dr.b December 9, 2008
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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