Bradfu

A mythical carrier creature used for transporting data by hand (or claw) when all other networks have failed. Like a carrier pigeon, but slower, less reliable and prone to wandering off mid-delivery. Each Bradfu can carry only a few packets at a time, often arrives days late, and occasionally delivers them to the wrong address entirely. Best known as the backbone of IP over Bradfu.

Did you get my email?"
"Nah, the Bradfu hasn't shown up yet. Probably stopped for a nap somewhere."

Bradfu by Viren3233 September 23, 2026

Bradford Grasscut 

When you are rancid enough to convince a pregnant girl to leave her partner so you can fuck her, then fraudulently put your signature on a (second) false birth certificate, then lie to the child "all their life" about who their father really is, along with your parents who you still live with at the age of 59. When the truth comes out 31 years later, you smear the real father with lies in an attempt to justify what you did to him. All the above puppetteered by the narcissist child's mother. True story folks. Fact is stranger than fiction.

Muzza pulled the Bradford Grasscut and lied to "his" son his entire life, in writing with a falsified birth certificate. "His" son is too busy pulling cones to realise what has been done to him - and he has in turn, done it to his own son. A bloodline lie perpetuated down 2 generations.

Bradford Grasscut by ratsbackside March 29, 2023

Do a Bradbury 

Basically its to win a contest as you're last the one standing. Came to phrase after Steven Bradbury's inspirational gold medal at the 2002 Winter Olympics Speed Skating event, when all other contestants crashed out leaving im as the winner!

Robbo was struggling in last place at the Gunamundra Annual Billy Cart race, when a huge bull stormed across the path and stopped, causing the 5 billy carts in front to veer off the track in to the scrub and out of the race. Crowd were cheering "Do a Bradbury" as he crossed the line as the victor!

Do a Bradbury by White Womble June 23, 2010

Bradbury

An improbable victory attained by default; achievement only made possible by the stupidity/clumsiness/misfortune of others.
Etymology: In the 2002 Winter Olympics men's 1000m Speed Skating final, a stumble caused the four leading men to collide in a tangle of arms, legs and blades. Australian Steven Bradbury came from behind and coasted past his fallen competitors to win his country's first ever Winter Olympics gold medal.

Crikey! He's done a Bradbury!

Bradbury by Ryan Chisholm May 24, 2005

Tim Bradford 

A Tim Bradford is a hot cop on the rookie. He's smoking hot and he secretly cares alot more so for Lucy and Lopez.

"It's smocking hot Officer Zaddy and best man" Tamara say
"Shh he could here you" Lucy says laughing
"What's a Officer Zaddy?" Tim Bradford ask behind them

Tim Bradford by Chenfordalltheway May 14, 2021

Step Braduncle 

A Step Braduncle extended is a Step-Brother-Dad-Uncle. It happens when your mother's mother marries your divorced father so you and your mother are now step sisters and your grandmother in law is now your mother and then you marry your sister-mother and have a child and now the child is your "Brother- Son- Step- Nephew"

The Step Braduncle is confusing AF.

Step Braduncle by UrbnLegnd December 15, 2016

Bradjustment 

An adjustment made to one's brassiere, usually while wearing it.

Excuse me a moment, I have to make a bradjustment.

Bradjustment by quijibo July 28, 2006