Puppet Fucker

A person so afraid of sexual intercourse that they are attracted to puppets, because they have no genitals. Symptons include writing gay bondage fanfiction for Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet, etc.

I bet that puppet fucker watches Team America like it's porn.

by quijibo July 25, 2006

Bradjustment

An adjustment made to one's brassiere, usually while wearing it.

Excuse me a moment, I have to make a bradjustment.

by quijibo July 27, 2006