2 definitions by quijibo

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A person so afraid of sexual intercourse that they are attracted to puppets, because they have no genitals. Symptons include writing gay bondage fanfiction for Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet, etc.
I bet that puppet fucker watches Team America like it's porn.
by quijibo July 25, 2006
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