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Bottleism 

A way of doing something worthwhile for oneself regardless of the consequences, despite running the risk of being ignored by all and sundry as a result.
Without bottleism, my boy, you're nobody, and it is better by far to have a bit of bottle in you and to be somebody, than not to ever have any bottle at all and to bottle out of life altogether, and so risk being accused by your peers of never having lived.
Bottleism by Zamboozee May 28, 2011
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Green Bottles 

"Chee Pono i goin drink one green bottle for da dead guy bu"

"GET GREEN BOTTLES BRAH"
Green Bottles by CommanderKeen August 1, 2008

bottleshop 

liquor store , australia
bottleshop by Anonymous July 2, 2003

bottleham 

Bottleham is a popular name given to Tottenham Hotspur, because they bottle majority of their opportunities to win a trophy
Omg! Did you see bottleham yesterday?? They lost to Zagreb 3-2 after winning the first leg 2-0 bottlers!
bottleham by Sleek_Nero March 26, 2021

Beatleism 

The religion created to worship the gods of music, a.k.a, The Beatles. We followers of Beatleism agree that we:

1. Must listen to any Beatles song at least once a day and rewind it at least twice.

2. Must be completely anti-war.

3. Must try to meditate at least once in our lives and hope it catches on.

4. Must make a point to mention the Beatles and/or how sexy/hot/amazing/talented they are whenever possible.

5. Must always refer to their hairstyle as Arthur.

6. Must scream and cry along with the audience whenever seeing a tape of them performing live.

7. Must laugh whenever someone foolishly tries to tell us that Paul McCartney is dead.

9. Must always refer to selves as Beatleists.

8. Must rip a person a new one if they EVER say Led Zeppelin was better than the Beatles (or any other band for the matter) or that the Beatles were overrated.
WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT BEATLEISM ISN'T THE BEST RELIGION TO HAVE EVER EXISTED?!?! PREPARE TO DIE, YOU FOOL!
Beatleism by thebeatles6270 January 14, 2011

green bottles 

1.)slang used in hawaii for Heineken, also is the only thing at hawaiian recycling centers
2.)popular party song in hawaii by king kekai
We went to the bar the other day and had some green bottles.

I love the song green bottles, they played it last night at the party.
green bottles by hapa_aiyana February 16, 2008

models and bottles 

A term of pretension coined by A.J., an investment banker (I-Banker). Though originally used to describe a lavish night on the town with expensive booze and attractive women, this term has been relegated to describing an overly pretentious assclown.
"Dude thinks he's all 'models and bottles' because he likes throwing his money around with overpriced call-girls."
models and bottles by mdl39 February 29, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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