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Bottleism 

A way of doing something worthwhile for oneself regardless of the consequences, despite running the risk of being ignored by all and sundry as a result.
Without bottleism, my boy, you're nobody, and it is better by far to have a bit of bottle in you and to be somebody, than not to ever have any bottle at all and to bottle out of life altogether, and so risk being accused by your peers of never having lived.
Bottleism by Zamboozee May 28, 2011
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Green Bottles 

"Chee Pono i goin drink one green bottle for da dead guy bu"

"GET GREEN BOTTLES BRAH"
Green Bottles by CommanderKeen August 1, 2008

bottleshop 

liquor store , australia
bottleshop by Anonymous July 2, 2003

bottleham 

Bottleham is a popular name given to Tottenham Hotspur, because they bottle majority of their opportunities to win a trophy
Omg! Did you see bottleham yesterday?? They lost to Zagreb 3-2 after winning the first leg 2-0 bottlers!
bottleham by Sleek_Nero March 26, 2021

Beatleism 

The religion created to worship the gods of music, a.k.a, The Beatles. We followers of Beatleism agree that we:

1. Must listen to any Beatles song at least once a day and rewind it at least twice.

2. Must be completely anti-war.

3. Must try to meditate at least once in our lives and hope it catches on.

4. Must make a point to mention the Beatles and/or how sexy/hot/amazing/talented they are whenever possible.

5. Must always refer to their hairstyle as Arthur.

6. Must scream and cry along with the audience whenever seeing a tape of them performing live.

7. Must laugh whenever someone foolishly tries to tell us that Paul McCartney is dead.

9. Must always refer to selves as Beatleists.

8. Must rip a person a new one if they EVER say Led Zeppelin was better than the Beatles (or any other band for the matter) or that the Beatles were overrated.
WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT BEATLEISM ISN'T THE BEST RELIGION TO HAVE EVER EXISTED?!?! PREPARE TO DIE, YOU FOOL!
Beatleism by thebeatles6270 January 14, 2011

green bottles 

1.)slang used in hawaii for Heineken, also is the only thing at hawaiian recycling centers
2.)popular party song in hawaii by king kekai
We went to the bar the other day and had some green bottles.

I love the song green bottles, they played it last night at the party.
green bottles by hapa_aiyana February 16, 2008

models and bottles 

A term of pretension coined by A.J., an investment banker (I-Banker). Though originally used to describe a lavish night on the town with expensive booze and attractive women, this term has been relegated to describing an overly pretentious assclown.
"Dude thinks he's all 'models and bottles' because he likes throwing his money around with overpriced call-girls."
models and bottles by mdl39 February 29, 2008
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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