Bootieism 

A budding philosophy with key concept of transfer of luck through anal coitus. During the act luck is balanced out like heat energy always flowing from the person with good luck to the person with bad luck.

She has really bad luck, guy who took her anal cherry ended up in a wheelchair.

Such is a cruel way of bootieism

Bootieism by tzelenchuk June 16, 2020

Smooshing Booties 

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019

Bootyism 

The religion of the Kardashians. Not to be confused with Buddhism. Bootyist–name for a believer in Bootyism. Bootyists worship the Kardashians and booties.

Wow, the cashier at this Skims location is such a bootyist! Maybe everyone who works at Skims strongly believes in Bootyism due to their booties.

Bootyism by EvilNogard March 7, 2023

Boothism 

The excessive use of idioms, capitalization, and punctuation intended soley for the purpose of hearing one's own voice and/or admiring one's own literary proficiency.

Boothism In conversation: "At any rate, the long and the short of it is that we just have to figure out how this happens."

Boothism In writing: " The long and the short if it is that I have no update yet (just arrived and checked). Do you have an update from TODAY (ie., Friday in Greece) AFTER she had the day to re-examine, determine problem (i.e. issue and availability), etc?

Boothism by JanitorialTeam March 1, 2010

Bootyhism 

A religion similar to Buddhism however the key to end suffering to Bootyhists is to worship the booty. Although this is a religion you can still be a Christian and still be a Bootyhist.

My world was terrible before I converted to Bootyhism and then I saw the booty.

Bootyhism by MC White Chocholate February 6, 2014

Boothism 

1. Putting down other people's ideas solely on the basis that they are not your own.

2. Ignoring a glaring problem to opine on a mundane detail on a subject for which you have no business being involved.

1. I did NOT come up with that solution, it is GARBAGE.

2. Man #1: Help me get these kids off the bridge before it falls?

Man #2: Did they use water based paint for the hand rails on that bridge? An oil based paint should have been used, it provides superior performance in an outdoor environment. What moron used a water based paint?

Man #1: Boothism 101.

Boothism by Superdragout February 3, 2010

bootyism 

Bootyism is a up in coming religion. This religion follows the booty it's self in which is a gift from Lenny. Lenny is also know commonly as the booty face and found in the song "give me the booty" one of the first known odes to our mighty booty god. One of the main holla days (holidays but cooler) is on September 12th that is when we celebrate our birthing from the womb of Lenny, this day is to be devoted to booty popping and adding things to our booty shrines. Bootyism is your devotion and love of butts no matter how flat or round the booty got loves every booty. Big, small, round, flat, saggy, perky and maybe even triangular Lenny the booty god loves them all

I am a bootyist because I follow bootyism

bootyism by Trianglebooty August 1, 2016