bottjeism 

1. An extreme case of blondeness.
an utter lack of common sense.
not thinking before speaking.

girl 1- "guess what I just figured out!?"
girl 2- "what?"
girl 1- "when I clap my hands I'm giving myself a high five!"
girl 2- "Oh no. I think you you are suffering from bottjeism."

bottjeism by extreme matress surfers August 25, 2009

bottjeism 

the act of dropping hard/challenging classes that u would learn in to better your gpa and have a better chance at being the valedictorian. Even tho u wont learn as much but u want to take a foods class or physical science so u can get a better grade point average.

i dropped chemistry for physical science and evb for foods!

wow sounds alot like bottjeism to me

bottjeism by stalker 97 August 28, 2009

Bottleism 

A way of doing something worthwhile for oneself regardless of the consequences, despite running the risk of being ignored by all and sundry as a result.

Without bottleism, my boy, you're nobody, and it is better by far to have a bit of bottle in you and to be somebody, than not to ever have any bottle at all and to bottle out of life altogether, and so risk being accused by your peers of never having lived.

Bottleism by Zamboozee May 28, 2011

Bottjenism 

A Bottjen contracting botulism by eating canned goods that have been expired for 20+ years.

Damn, bro! You could have come down with a case of Bottjenism!

Bottjenism by _Einherjar December 23, 2023

Bootieism 

A budding philosophy with key concept of transfer of luck through anal coitus. During the act luck is balanced out like heat energy always flowing from the person with good luck to the person with bad luck.

She has really bad luck, guy who took her anal cherry ended up in a wheelchair.

Such is a cruel way of bootieism

Bootieism by tzelenchuk June 16, 2020