The religion created to worship the gods of music, a.k.a, The Beatles. We followers of Beatleism agree that we:
1. Must listen to any Beatles song at least once a day and rewind it at least twice.
2. Must be completely anti-war.
3. Must try to meditate at least once in our lives and hope it catches on.
4. Must make a point to mention the Beatles and/or how sexy/hot/amazing/talented they are whenever possible.
5. Must always refer to their hairstyle as Arthur.
6. Must scream and cry along with the audience whenever seeing a tape of them performing live.
7. Must laugh whenever someone foolishly tries to tell us that Paul McCartney is dead.
9. Must always refer to selves as Beatleists.
8. Must rip a person a new one if they EVER say Led Zeppelin was better than the Beatles (or any other band for the matter) or that the Beatles were overrated.
1. Must listen to any Beatles song at least once a day and rewind it at least twice.
2. Must be completely anti-war.
3. Must try to meditate at least once in our lives and hope it catches on.
4. Must make a point to mention the Beatles and/or how sexy/hot/amazing/talented they are whenever possible.
5. Must always refer to their hairstyle as Arthur.
6. Must scream and cry along with the audience whenever seeing a tape of them performing live.
7. Must laugh whenever someone foolishly tries to tell us that Paul McCartney is dead.
9. Must always refer to selves as Beatleists.
8. Must rip a person a new one if they EVER say Led Zeppelin was better than the Beatles (or any other band for the matter) or that the Beatles were overrated.
WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT BEATLEISM ISN'T THE BEST RELIGION TO HAVE EVER EXISTED?!?! PREPARE TO DIE, YOU FOOL!
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We go by BeatleManiacs.
Ones that we are positive existed.
We go by BeatleManiacs.
Ones that we are positive existed.
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The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.
Consists of:
- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs
- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries
- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine
- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives
According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.
Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.
Consists of:
- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs
- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries
- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine
- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives
According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.
Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.
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by 88888888888888888 May 31, 2013
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Unlike other forms of getting high, this has no lasting effects on the body other than having an urge to buy multiple Beatles albums and/or having an extremely good day.
Unlike other forms of getting high, this has no lasting effects on the body other than having an urge to buy multiple Beatles albums and/or having an extremely good day.
by w00t123 November 19, 2010
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