A boomer conservative. Calls themself a conservative but doesn't conserve anything but the state of Israel. Just a progressive going the speed limit. Whatever the opposition advocates for they end up adopting that as their own stances eventually. A spineless coward with no real convictions.
Normal person: Man, I think we need to cut foreign funding and invest it in our own country more.
Boomercon: What are you an anti-semite? What about muh greatest ally, Israel?
Boomercons in 2022: Pedophiles are scum of the earth.
Boomercons in 2052: Liberals are the real pedophobes.
Boomercon: What are you an anti-semite? What about muh greatest ally, Israel?
Boomercons in 2022: Pedophiles are scum of the earth.
Boomercons in 2052: Liberals are the real pedophobes.
by Hottakesnobodyaskedfor July 24, 2022
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"Okay, Boomer, you won't survive the Boomercide."- Some Zoomer
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by Not Chairs November 15, 2019
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Andy: "She was unreal dude! I think imma bang and boomerang if you know what I mean."
Andy: "She was unreal dude! I think imma bang and boomerang if you know what I mean."
by Andy TheMan November 12, 2015
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by Limjona November 15, 2016
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I didn't expect to see a large boomergang at the beer garden; the patrons there are usually younger and more lively.
I didn't expect to see a large boomergang at the beer garden; the patrons there are usually younger and more lively.
by MikeInDC August 10, 2017
Get the Boomergang mug.A Boomercrat is a white American boomer that was born in the 50’s or 60’s, has voted Democrat their entire life, and is completely okay with their party hyperfocusing on whimsical issues at the expense of their children’s’ futures. A Boomercrat would accuse you of racism if you complained about outsourcing or illegal immigration, while happily allowing racist policies to keep his children from attending the same school he attended.
A Boomercrat would fixate on trans’ bathroom rights, while the middle class is getting destroyed, and think they’re revolutionary thinkers for agreeing with what multi-billion dollar media corporations tell them to think. A Boomercrat would call themselves leftists but meltdown at the slightest critique of capitalism, instead just preferring that America had more angry woke black people, shitty rock music, and painted VW buses.
A boomercrat grew up so epically privileged, that their lack of vigilance has allowed America to become steaming dogshit. A boomercrat bought a $10,000 house in 1975, and is sitting on a $1,000,000 property today, wondering why these darn kids aren’t investing their money like he did. What a Boomercrat fears most though is losing their six figure public pension, which they worked hard to earn doing nothing behind a desk for two decades.
A Boomercrat is essentially a lottery winner who didn’t have to even buy their lottery ticket, and has tried to offset all their expensive policies on younger taxpayers.
A Boomercrat would fixate on trans’ bathroom rights, while the middle class is getting destroyed, and think they’re revolutionary thinkers for agreeing with what multi-billion dollar media corporations tell them to think. A Boomercrat would call themselves leftists but meltdown at the slightest critique of capitalism, instead just preferring that America had more angry woke black people, shitty rock music, and painted VW buses.
A boomercrat grew up so epically privileged, that their lack of vigilance has allowed America to become steaming dogshit. A boomercrat bought a $10,000 house in 1975, and is sitting on a $1,000,000 property today, wondering why these darn kids aren’t investing their money like he did. What a Boomercrat fears most though is losing their six figure public pension, which they worked hard to earn doing nothing behind a desk for two decades.
A Boomercrat is essentially a lottery winner who didn’t have to even buy their lottery ticket, and has tried to offset all their expensive policies on younger taxpayers.
L: “Did you hear Kyle’s mom thinks your racist for saying, “fuck China?”
J: “... no, I didn’t, not that I care either about what a Boomercrat has to say...”
L: “did you know my parents got their home for $5000 and just sold it for $2,000,000? They’ve been teaching me their wise ways lately!”
J: “no, I didn’t and idk why you’d want to take advice from some Boomercrat who accidentally made millions sitting on their ass.”
J: “... no, I didn’t, not that I care either about what a Boomercrat has to say...”
L: “did you know my parents got their home for $5000 and just sold it for $2,000,000? They’ve been teaching me their wise ways lately!”
J: “no, I didn’t and idk why you’d want to take advice from some Boomercrat who accidentally made millions sitting on their ass.”
by DefMau5 May 8, 2020
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