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boomercode 

Shitty code written by the previous generations of programmers (typically Boomers) that did nothing but produce technical debt for millenials and Gen Z programmers to clean up, thus killing the thrill and joy they expect to find based off of several popular YouTube programmers chronicling their lives at more modern tech companies. Most often you will find this regards developers who were huge advocates of a specific vendor that is notorious for pushing sub-par software packages on the industry for profit (e.g. Microsoft, Oracle, IBM).

Typically stacks filled with boomercode feature a wide set of redundant infrastructure, overengineering, technical debt and obscure proprietary softwares with no real value, such as EDI. The authors of such code typically also mock modern web standards and design practices. All while being unable to give a coherent explanation of their design choices.

50% of the transaction fees paid are likely because of boomercode.
Recruiter: Hey, I've got this awesome job, they're willing to pay relocation fees and triple your salary.
Modern Developer: Sure, what kind of technology are we talking about?
Recruiter: You'll love it, IBM Informix+Oracle, super legacy ASPX, 4gl, a little COBOL. Lots of WCF. 80% of the business logic written in PL/SQL
Modern Developer: So boomercode
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Boomercide 

The Systematic Extermination of any and all Boomers.
"Back in my day, we had to walk 200 miles of hellfire to get to school."- Boomer
"Okay, Boomer, you won't survive the Boomercide."- Some Zoomer
Boomercide by Not Chairs November 15, 2019

Boomercon 

A boomer conservative. Calls themself a conservative but doesn't conserve anything but the state of Israel. Just a progressive going the speed limit. Whatever the opposition advocates for they end up adopting that as their own stances eventually. A spineless coward with no real convictions.
Normal person: Man, I think we need to cut foreign funding and invest it in our own country more.

Boomercon: What are you an anti-semite? What about muh greatest ally, Israel?

Boomercons in 2022: Pedophiles are scum of the earth.

Boomercons in 2052: Liberals are the real pedophobes.

boomercide 

The systematic extermination of all boomers to protect the planet from their destructive behaviors. Some have said that Coronavirus Covid-19 is Earth's first attempt at the boomercide as it has a high mortality rate for boomers but essentially nobody else.
The boomercide will happen when the boomers are taken to an island which will be nuked as the zoomers zoom away on speed boats.
boomercide by Emperor Aurelian March 12, 2020

boomercocdiggler 

A millennial who’s chickenshit to strip in the locker room, but can’t help himself from staring at the swinging dicks of the boomers who aren’t .
George brought his nephew Morgan to work out with is, he went home in his sweaty clothes and didn’t shower but I saw the little boomercocdiggler stare at my junk.
boomercocdiggler by Davedale August 25, 2019

boomercoin 

Bitcoin. Because on those occasions when Boomers do look at cryptocurrency, they only notice Bitcoin or take it seriously, even though it's basically like buying GM (old, slow, and overpriced) and ignoring all other automaker stocks.
Michael Saylor is all about boomercoin... and I'm sure you can guess why.
boomercoin by Prof. Spudd June 13, 2021

boomercoin 

bitcoin. called this because bitcoin is an incredibly basic crypto currency with next to zero features. mostly followed by tech illiterates and boomers who think bitcoin is all of crypto
hey look Fox News are now advertising bitcoin to their 50 year old trump supporting viewers, it has truly has become a boomercoin