boomerdong

A bent penis resembling a boomerang, Boomerang + Dong = Boomerdong

John : Doctor i think i have a problem, my penis appears to be bent
Doctor: Oh! do not worry you have what we call a Boomerdong

by you are not a jedi yet September 10, 2006

Bang and boomerang

When the pussy is so fire you gotta hit it again.

Bert: "How was that girl you were with last night?"
Andy: "She was unreal dude! I think imma bang and boomerang if you know what I mean."

by Andy TheMan November 12, 2015

boomerang friends

friends that you have often banished out of your life, but that keep coming back.

Kevin is one of my boomerang friends. After every fight I think I'll never see him again. But then, he boomerangs back into my life.

by Limjona November 15, 2016

Boomercon

A boomer conservative. Calls themself a conservative but doesn't conserve anything but the state of Israel. Just a progressive going the speed limit. Whatever the opposition advocates for they end up adopting that as their own stances eventually. A spineless coward with no real convictions.

Normal person: Man, I think we need to cut foreign funding and invest it in our own country more.

Boomercon: What are you an anti-semite? What about muh greatest ally, Israel?

Boomercons in 2022: Pedophiles are scum of the earth.

Boomercons in 2052: Liberals are the real pedophobes.

by Hottakesnobodyaskedfor July 24, 2022

Boomergang

A group of baby boomers, used in a social or derogatory way.

I can't wait for my 50th high school reunion; the whole boomergang will be there.

I didn't expect to see a large boomergang at the beer garden; the patrons there are usually younger and more lively.

by MikeInDC August 10, 2017

Lemonade boomerang

When a man inserts his hard penis in a woman's vagina for sex and urinates in her vaginal cavity then immediately switch to 69 position so the male can drink his own urine straight from her pussy while enjoying some oral sex.

She wanted me to piss in her pussy but that lemonade boomerang was a dirty trick.

by Zaleemae Vamps July 31, 2023

bachelor's boomerang

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.

Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.

by prof_evil September 15, 2010