Boomercide 

The Systematic Extermination of any and all Boomers.

"Back in my day, we had to walk 200 miles of hellfire to get to school."- Boomer
"Okay, Boomer, you won't survive the Boomercide."- Some Zoomer

Boomercide by Not Chairs November 15, 2019

boomercide 

The systematic extermination of all boomers to protect the planet from their destructive behaviors. Some have said that Coronavirus Covid-19 is Earth's first attempt at the boomercide as it has a high mortality rate for boomers but essentially nobody else.

The boomercide will happen when the boomers are taken to an island which will be nuked as the zoomers zoom away on speed boats.

boomercide by Emperor Aurelian March 12, 2020

boomercode 

Shitty code written by the previous generations of programmers (typically Boomers) that did nothing but produce technical debt for millenials and Gen Z programmers to clean up, thus killing the thrill and joy they expect to find based off of several popular YouTube programmers chronicling their lives at more modern tech companies. Most often you will find this regards developers who were huge advocates of a specific vendor that is notorious for pushing sub-par software packages on the industry for profit (e.g. Microsoft, Oracle, IBM).

Typically stacks filled with boomercode feature a wide set of redundant infrastructure, overengineering, technical debt and obscure proprietary softwares with no real value, such as EDI. The authors of such code typically also mock modern web standards and design practices. All while being unable to give a coherent explanation of their design choices.

50% of the transaction fees paid are likely because of boomercode.

Recruiter: Hey, I've got this awesome job, they're willing to pay relocation fees and triple your salary.
Modern Developer: Sure, what kind of technology are we talking about?
Recruiter: You'll love it, IBM Informix+Oracle, super legacy ASPX, 4gl, a little COBOL. Lots of WCF. 80% of the business logic written in PL/SQL
Modern Developer: So boomercode

boomercode by whymicrosoft.fail March 4, 2022

Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.

Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.

Bonercide by Seximess December 1, 2011

Bonercide

The natural hormone a released into a man's Penis causing his erection to become flaccid upon glimpsing an ugly female.

Man, Amanda and Shannon are such fucking ugly moles that they destroyed the wood I was sporting with their Bonercide.

Those bitches with their Bebop and Rocksteady Bonercide faces killed my hard on that I was just about to tune up.

Bonercide by The Macarthur Cockburn May 29, 2013

Brokercide 

To brutally and creatively kill one of New York City's worst creatures: the real estate broker.

After charging me two months rent for nothing in particular, I committed brokercide by shoving my fee check up his nose with tremendous force.

Brokercide by idislikebrokers July 6, 2010

Boomerwiener 

A form of male genitalia that bounces back in ones thoughts when unintentionally seen. It comes to haunt you when you least expect it.

Anthony's mind is forever mentally fucked due to Nick's boomerwiener.

Boomerwiener by Anthony96 June 12, 2017