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The opposite of a Boomercon. A Zoomercon (Zoomer + Conservative) is a young heavily online right-winger, ranging from their teens to their 20s. Zoomercons differ heavily from Boomercons in many issues, as Zoomercons show preference towards extremely nativist, white nationalist and anti-Jewish views.
Boomercons heavily support Israel while Zoomercons hate it, Boomercons support mass migration as long as it's legal while Zoomercons only want white migrants, Boomercons tend to like corporations while Zoomercons hate them because they see them as globalist and Jewish at their core.
Joe: Why don't those kids like Israel, are they a bunch of leftists?
Billy: No, they're zoomercons.
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Boomercon 

A boomer conservative. Calls themself a conservative but doesn't conserve anything but the state of Israel. Just a progressive going the speed limit. Whatever the opposition advocates for they end up adopting that as their own stances eventually. A spineless coward with no real convictions.
Normal person: Man, I think we need to cut foreign funding and invest it in our own country more.

Boomercon: What are you an anti-semite? What about muh greatest ally, Israel?

Boomercons in 2022: Pedophiles are scum of the earth.

Boomercons in 2052: Liberals are the real pedophobes.

Zoomergang

A group of friends or colleagues that meets regularly via Zoom.
Marge enjoys meeting up with her Zoomergang from from the neighborhood on Tuesday evenings.

At the weekly office Zoomergang meeting, Cathy laid out the media and marketing strategy.
Zoomergang by MikeInDC July 15, 2020

Zoomergency 

Zoomergency: That moment in time, usually approximately five minutes before your meeting, that you realize you have a Zoom meeting and you're still in your pajamas and have bed head.
YIKES, Zoomergency!! I have a Zoom meeting with my boss, Miriam, in five minutes and my hair is a mess.

What's wrong with Mariam, she just ran out of here like a maniac. She was salty. It must be a Zoomergency, did you see her hair?

I just got back from a Zoomergency. I forgot all about my 9am meeting with Smexy.
Zoomergency by Del Ritchie October 29, 2020
Making an Instagram boomerang of a zoom call.
Person 1: Is everyone okay to be on Instagram?
Person1: Great, time for the zoomerang!!
Zoomerang by Roadmanian May 1, 2021
An interjection often used in a sarcastic sense to overplay the greatness of a situation/accomplishment/ statement of another.
Jessie: "I'm going hiking this weekend and you don't get to go."

Allan: "Zoomerang!"
zoomerang by A11an July 27, 2008
An interjection often used in a sarcastic sense to overplay the greatness of a situation/accomplishment/statement of another.
Jessie: "I'm going hiking this weekend and you don't get to go."

Allan: "Zoomerang!"
zoomerang by A11an May 6, 2008