Boner Hill

When you penis is erect and penetrates your bed sheet and forms a hill.

I noticed my boner hill this morning

Boner Hill by Koji L. September 7, 2016

Pontiac Bonerville

Obviously it's a play on the name of a famous muscle car (the Pontiac Bonneville) though it refers to neither muscle nor car, but a very stiff erection that steers its owner wherever it wants to go (to a nice warm parking garage of course).

He was driving his Pontiac Bonerville around the house again.

Pontiac Bonerville by Troy Tower December 31, 2009

Bonerkill 

The complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings present in a male's erect penis, rendering it flaccid.

Not to be confused with "Buzz-Kill"

Immediately after the intro of the Victoria Secret Fashion Show featuring Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum and other thorough-bred dime pieces in hardly any clothing, a commercial of an overweight Elvis is aired. Ew...Bonerkill.

Bonerkill by Batman and Robin MU December 1, 2009

Bonerville 

The flagship of the Pontiac line for the past 50 years

Joe had a beautiful old Bonerville convertible

Bonerville by andy1 May 29, 2005

bonerkill 

1 : when one, in the midst of sexual arousal, views something that causes an immediate termination in arousal

2 : any material that is deemed completely unarousing or sexually disturbing

"Dude, that picture of your grandma naked was total bonerkill."

bonerkill by Vanov March 16, 2005

bonerkiller 

When you loose a hard-on

Like when your having sex and your mom calls wanting to know your sweater size.

bonerkiller by Erika December 27, 2004

Bonerzilla 

An erection that is abnormally large in length and width. This boner would look normal on Godzilla

Jared Beer has a bonerzilla. Spencer Zeser has a bonerzilla. Forrest Fullenkamp has a bonerzilla. We all have bonerzillas.

Bonerzilla by DaZese July 20, 2010