Bonerzilla

An erection that is abnormally large in length and width. This boner would look normal on Godzilla

Jared Beer has a bonerzilla. Spencer Zeser has a bonerzilla. Forrest Fullenkamp has a bonerzilla. We all have bonerzillas.

by DaZese July 20, 2010

Pontiac Bonerville

Obviously it's a play on the name of a famous muscle car (the Pontiac Bonneville) though it refers to neither muscle nor car, but a very stiff erection that steers its owner wherever it wants to go (to a nice warm parking garage of course).

He was driving his Pontiac Bonerville around the house again.

by Troy Tower December 31, 2009

Bonerkill

The complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings present in a male's erect penis, rendering it flaccid.

Not to be confused with "Buzz-Kill"

Immediately after the intro of the Victoria Secret Fashion Show featuring Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum and other thorough-bred dime pieces in hardly any clothing, a commercial of an overweight Elvis is aired. Ew...Bonerkill.

by Batman and Robin MU December 1, 2009

Bonerville

The flagship of the Pontiac line for the past 50 years

Joe had a beautiful old Bonerville convertible

by andy1 May 29, 2005

bonerkill

1 : when one, in the midst of sexual arousal, views something that causes an immediate termination in arousal

2 : any material that is deemed completely unarousing or sexually disturbing

"Dude, that picture of your grandma naked was total bonerkill."

by Vanov March 16, 2005

bongzilla

n. An enourmous bong or water pipe used to smoke herb. Only brought out to amaze newbies to its extreme size or everyday by the hardcore toker who needs a little extra.

Dude these guys don't believe me, go get bongzilla.

by easyE.com/bongnet June 21, 2005

Keanu Lee Bondzilla

Any character in any work of fiction portrayed as invincible. Comes from combining the powers of Keanu Reeves with a little bit of Bruce Lee, and of course some Bond for style, and then just a dash of Godzilla to make sure the job gets done.

Man, did you just see that motherfucker push himself back up with his pinky finger? That was some Keanu Lee Bondzilla shit.

by KBell January 4, 2005