Bohago
Bo-hay-go: A Stereotypical 'Cheapskate'; A con-artist that performs "circus-like" scams or tricks on people, usually in front of a small audience, for tips ; Sometimes found wandering around barefoot and pick-pocketing you, or predicting your future; A wanderer that lives in a van because he's too cheap for a hotel; One without a stable job and therefore paid as the day goes; Will most likely "curse" you if cross 'em; A person with a Gyp father, and a Wop mother. ; A Bohemian Gypsy/ Dago Sicilian crossbreed.
Sam: That tarot reading, Bohago Bitch, just stole my watch and told me to "Fugiddaboudit."
John: So what? The same damn Bohago cooked me up some penne prosciutto, stole my wallet, then hit me with a crystal ball.
Rick: You two got lucky. On my date, she seduced me, tied me to a chair and demanded my ATM card. I wiggled myself free and drove like hell until my brakes went out mysteriously.
Mike: I met her brother once. He was a concrete worker that said he made river boots for all of his sister's dates. Them Bohagos can be real nice sometimes.
John: So what? The same damn Bohago cooked me up some penne prosciutto, stole my wallet, then hit me with a crystal ball.
Rick: You two got lucky. On my date, she seduced me, tied me to a chair and demanded my ATM card. I wiggled myself free and drove like hell until my brakes went out mysteriously.
Mike: I met her brother once. He was a concrete worker that said he made river boots for all of his sister's dates. Them Bohagos can be real nice sometimes.
Bohago by BreakaYouFace December 29, 2018
