Bodg 

To simultaneously wear a speedo swimming cap whilst doing some DIY

I wanted to have a nap and a quick wank but accidentally had a 'Bodg' instead!

Bodg by teeeeeeedog February 25, 2019

bodge wire

A wire added to a PCB to fix errors in the layout or broken traces.

Look at all the bodge wires on that thing, some engineer must have an angry boss.

bodge wire by sylve0n December 23, 2019

Bodge Job 

Any job done by someone else who are distracted or careless with their work and make a total bodge Job of it.

Also known as Botch Job.

Bob - "I'll have this done in no time."

Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."

Or;

Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."

Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"

Or;

Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."

Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"

Bodge Job by Long Johns August 1, 2012

bodgy 

1. Of poor quality.

2. To fix something work without the appropriate tools, training, or respect for occupational health and safety.

3. A sly person or arrangement, under the table

1. Man, that piece of shit fiat is bodgy as hell.

2. The day before the fire Bruce bodged up the gas pipe with his trusty roll of gaffa tape.

3. Miff bodgily got her plans approved by bribing a bodgy planner at the council.

bodgy by Pete Moore August 28, 2006

bodge 

A quick and dirty job, something done very hastily. Make it look good for the next day or two and if it falls down after that, it's alright.

1> You bodged together that doghouse, didn't you?
2> How can you tell?
1> The walls look like they can cave in at any time.

bodge by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

bodged 

To have rushed and/or badly completed a task.

"That's well bodged."

bodged by William Squires September 2, 2006

Bodger 

Someone who is over-confident when it comes to fixing something and usually creates a much larger problem. They will also blame it on an unrelated issue after messing it up.

Brad: "I can fix the toilet easily"
George: "Ok mukka"
5 mins
George: "What have you done you have made it worse. You are such a bodger!"
Brad: "Vibrations init"

Bodger by Ch1cker April 8, 2021