Bodger

Someone who is over-confident when it comes to fixing something and usually creates a much larger problem. They will also blame it on an unrelated issue after messing it up.

Brad: "I can fix the toilet easily"
George: "Ok mukka"
5 mins
George: "What have you done you have made it worse. You are such a bodger!"
Brad: "Vibrations init"

by Ch1cker April 8, 2021

bodger

1. Anyone who creates objects (machines, vehicles, buildings , etc.) from a mishmash of found or improvised materials

2. An expert in bodging: bodge

3. An unorthodox hobbyist or artist whose body of work has been hobbled together from garbage or materials used in ways that deviate from their intended pupose

Every bodger knows that PVC pipe and duct tape are two most important resources on Earth.

You can commonly find bodgers in their natural habitat: hardware stores, dumpsters, and junkyards.

by mechabyrd January 18, 2006

bodger

A person who lives in a mobile hut in the woods, cuts down trees then turns them into chair legs using string lathes. Originates from South Bucks where bodgers used to supply High Wycombe with wood for the furniture industry.

"Me dad's grandad was a bodger in Hellbottom Wood back in the day."

by The ghost of Lawrie Sanchez December 29, 2005

bodger

1. Relating to something crap.
2. Speaking in a deep retarded voice for no reason

1. "Yeah that Thai food last night was a bit Bodger"
2. "Stop talking to me in that Bodger voice"

by Andy J January 5, 2005

Bodger

A newly born badger

This female badger just gave birth to several bodgers.

by Tonely May 12, 2011

Bodger-Head

Adj.

1. A person who has an unusual amount of arrogance that can never be subsided with real facts.
2. A person in denial of the truth.

After having showed my bodger-headed friend that automatic transmissions use flex plates he still denies the existence of a flex plate because he "knows" better.

by Kagel December 30, 2007

The Bodger

An Aussie Kiss, but with an aggressive use of tongue. like when Bodger the Blacksmith does his "HELELELELE!"

Verb: Bodgering

Boy: Want an Aussie kiss?
Girl: I want The Bodger.

by his_mum March 25, 2023