Bobtarded

When a BOB (anyone one with a first name starting with B who is black out drunk)Ends up doing things beyond his control that lands him knocked out , homeless or incarcerated.

Wood : Did you see ole boy get carted of to jail being a stupid BOB. Chelle: that wasn't a stupid BOB that was straight up BOBTARDED

by ACharlesFrankProduction June 29, 2022

Card boarded

Finding no toilet paper after going # 2. Just cardboard rolls.

Dam man, I had to use my boxers to clean myself after getting card boarded.

by I have all the answers December 15, 2014

Britarded

A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.

- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.

by Tufur February 26, 2022

bastarded

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

by niggakooch August 18, 2009

bore-boarded

The practice of inducing a near death experience in others by incessant and mindless chatter.

Poor Gary barely survived being bore-boarded by Leon at the faculty party."

by Gary Olson January 25, 2009

bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

by Phungguy June 1, 2006

boytarded

When a boy you like makes you act retarded.

Girl: Greg is such a hottie!

Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?

Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!

by Kacie Lyn January 1, 2009