botbarded 

Being bombarded by bots in a chat room.
bot

I'm being botbarded and I can't follow this f-ing conversation!!!

botbarded by Shelbel94 December 25, 2008

Card boarded 

Finding no toilet paper after going # 2. Just cardboard rolls.

Dam man, I had to use my boxers to clean myself after getting card boarded.

Card boarded by I have all the answers December 15, 2014

bore-boarded 

The practice of inducing a near death experience in others by incessant and mindless chatter.

Poor Gary barely survived being bore-boarded by Leon at the faculty party."

bore-boarded by Gary Olson January 25, 2009

boytarded 

When a boy you like makes you act retarded.

Girl: Greg is such a hottie!

Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?

Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!

boytarded by Kacie Lyn January 1, 2009

Boobaded

1. the act of being hit by a boob
2. boob to boob action
3. a naughty act from a boob

"Shit, keep your fucking boobs away. You keep boobading me!"

"She boobaded him...right on the face, too!"

"That chick is such a slut; she always tries to boobade others on purpose."

Boobaded by jenntherandom April 19, 2009

Bombirded 

Getting {shit on} by a flock of birds

I was sitting on the park bench when I was suddenly bombirded by a flock of pigeons.

Bombirded by saxxyaj April 21, 2009

cock boarded 

When you get force to choke on cock as a torture methods.

Ya I got messed up last night found my self getting cock boarded

cock boarded by shovel breaker May 27, 2019