boytarded 

When a boy you like makes you act retarded.

Girl: Greg is such a hottie!

Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?

Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!

boytarded by Kacie Lyn January 1, 2009

boytarded 

When you commit an act of idiocy for which the only reason is that you are a boy.

Billy blew off his fingers with fireworks because he's boytarded like that

boytarded by Chancellor October 2, 2007

boytarded 

Theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. Boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. If you're ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.

Girl, i think i'm boytarded. I mean, why can't i get a man who can give me what i want?

First Person:I think I'm boy retarded.
Second Person: No, you're just ugly.

boytarded by Joshua M. Martin December 15, 2008

Boytarded 

Adjective: a description of melodramatic, exaggerated, adrenaline fueled acts of idiocy that are glorified by the male gender. These acts, such as "Death Races in super armored battle cars", "Pimping with 20 women, all double Ds!", "Riding a flaming motorcycle to hell that runs on heroine!" as you will often seen depicted in movies, comic books and video games are aimed at young males to make them feel better about leading their otherwise dull lives, are referred to by this description. Mild negative connotation.

Brian: "Dude! That armor-piercing missile launcher attached to the giant mecha is awesome! Almost as awesome as the blue haired pilot, I want to get on that bubble booty and those gigantic tits!"

Sheila: *rolls eyes* Brian, that is so boytarded!

Example in media: Death Race (the movie) and Warhammer 40K

Boytarded by D_is_for_daring! February 4, 2010

Boytarded 

Theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. Boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. If you're ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.

Girl, i think i'm boytarded. I mean, i can't get a boyfriend.

First Person: I think I'm boytarded.
Second Person: No, you're just ugly.

Boytarded by Josh M. Martin December 24, 2008

Card boarded 

Finding no toilet paper after going # 2. Just cardboard rolls.

Dam man, I had to use my boxers to clean myself after getting card boarded.

Card boarded by I have all the answers December 15, 2014

Britarded

A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.

- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.

Britarded by Tufur February 26, 2022