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bastarded

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.
Man, Tom is so bastarded.
by niggakooch August 18, 2009
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bastarded

Being an annoyong psychopath with an IQ of less than 80.
My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.
by onlyi2i January 20, 2012
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you bastarded

the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'
1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"
by garbage day October 3, 2006
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Legend Bastard

A person who’s behaviour is predominantly legendary but who also has the occasional tendency to act like a bit of a bastard.

When a person’s behaviour goes beyond people’s expectations of them and reflects their internal values to the world. They are somewhat what crude but must be admired for their manic enthusiasm and energy . Legend Bastard.
Jack’s some legend, isn’t he!!
Ah yeah, but sometimes he can act like a bit of a bastard too.

Yeah he’s definitely a legend bastard.
by Legend_Bastard April 16, 2015
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bastard bedworth

A Bastard Bedworth is a type of bet used when playing roulette in a casino. By placing 6 chips on the splits of numbers 5/8, 10/11, 13/16, 23/24, 27/30 and 33/36. By doing this it is possible to cover 1/3 of a section of the wheel. This bet is also referred to as 'Tier' in European casinos
Millie was Bastard Bedworth Betting and won 8 times in a row, lucky!

Danny was upset because he placed a huge amount on a Bastard Bedworth and lost all his money
by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014
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assrat bastard

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.
That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O
by Telephony May 13, 2013
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Ugly bastard

The lolis worst nightmare... And mine to.
That hentai got the tag ugly bastard
That was a ugly bastard
by MartinSenpai May 13, 2018
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