Blowbation

The process of denying one a blowjob. It can be self imposed by the recipient or enacted by the giver.

My girlfriend gagged so bad while giving me head that I had to put her on Blobation.

My guy came home from the gym with such a sweaty stinky nutsack that I put him on Blowbation.

When my girl spit on my egyptian cotton 1000 thread count sheets, I put her on immedite Blowbation.

by Todd Pole November 21, 2011

bloatation

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"

I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!

by wallymarshall September 6, 2003

Brobation

When a friend does something so idiotic that you have to question your friendship....not end it, necesarily, but set some time aside to question your bromance.

Ravi: Andy why the EEFFFF you bring all these douchebags to hang out with us?

Andy: What are you talking about they are all cool guys

Ravi: No there are not...they are borderline cunts...if you keep bringing them around, I'm going to have to put you on brobation!

by TheRR June 10, 2009

bloatation

noun. to feel the repercussions of one's menstrual cycle. The bloating of the abdomen causes one to feel like a bursting water balloon.

Damn. I was suffering from extreme bloatation last night.

by shawnabananaa February 15, 2007

blowbustion

The point when you start to ejaculate while receiving a blow job.

My wife sucked my cock so hard that it only took a minute to reach blowbustion.

by Pimpdaddyj March 10, 2014

bloation device

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.

girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.

by iuytrew5o3u498thnfinsf October 5, 2008

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings

that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

by jason shetland July 5, 2008