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A "blowathon" is a marathon of blowjobs, focused on making the partner cum several times without stopping.
Last night, I tried out a blowathon with Mike. I had him tied up, and I didn't stop until he had five powerful orgasms. His face was priceless with every release
Blowathon by BestPleasure October 2, 2024

Blowtonium 

The act of receiving a blowjob while doing chemistry homework.
Yesterday I found the half life of Blowtonium in the lab.
Blowtonium by #1engineerd September 17, 2012

Blockathon 

A defensive strategy used in Cricket where a team defends as many balls as possible until end of play in order to avoid a defeat.

Often used in 5-Day Test Cricket when you trail by a huge margin or when you are in dire straits of losing the match, employing the strategy of not scoring but trying to spend as much time so you can get to the end of the day-five without a result. A draw is always better than a loss in Cricket.
With the 'blockathon' being the need of the hour for the Proteas, De Villiers took 33 balls to score his first run.

South Africa attempt to salvage extraordinary draw with blockathon
Blockathon by ebeyah April 8, 2016

Blowthor 

The wind blowing 'pagan' icon being put onto the renovations to a Lubbock Highway.
Guy1: You see what those fundies did to Blowthor?
Guy2: No shit man, they smashed him up.
Guy1: Dumbasses paying for a highway then breaking it.
Blowthor by Divergent Reality November 5, 2004

bloation device 

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.
girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings
that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation