blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take it from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).

Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!

Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!

by LDL1 September 22, 2016

Blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take the act of fellatio from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).

Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!
Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!

by LDL1 September 19, 2016

cellco location

The use of another electronic device such as your land line or other cell phone to find your missing cell phone.

Not unlike how bats use "echo location" to find their nesting areas or food, human animals often use "cellco location" to find their missing cell phone.

by Garret_P August 16, 2009

bloating

Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.

I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.

by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014

bloatation

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"

I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!

by wallymarshall September 6, 2003

Brobation

When a friend does something so idiotic that you have to question your friendship....not end it, necesarily, but set some time aside to question your bromance.

Ravi: Andy why the EEFFFF you bring all these douchebags to hang out with us?

Andy: What are you talking about they are all cool guys

Ravi: No there are not...they are borderline cunts...if you keep bringing them around, I'm going to have to put you on brobation!

by TheRR June 10, 2009

Brocation

A vacation amongst male comrades, or 'bros' as they are known. Generally a road trip to a desirable spot which allows for good bonding and all sorts of unchecked shenanigans.

Female variation is known as the Hocation.

You: Yo man if you release them crickets in the hallway, you ain't graduating.

Me: Forget graduation bro. Only thing that matters now is Brocation.

by H-town brooooooooooo, bro. April 5, 2009