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a massive "explosion" caused by a very satisfying blowjob

"dude i got the best blowtion last night from ur girlfriend"

blowtion by twinsy! May 28, 2009

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Blowtion

rubbing cum into the skin for softness

Roberta gave me such a great blowjob last night. When I came all over her she rubbed all my blowtion on her tits. She says it makes her skin nice and soft.

Blowtion by tjaktjak June 11, 2011

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blowtion • blowsion • Bloation • bloation device • Blotion • Blowtonium • Motion Blotion

Blowtonium

The act of receiving a blowjob while doing chemistry homework.

Yesterday I found the half life of Blowtonium in the lab.

Blowtonium by #1engineerd September 17, 2012

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bloation device

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.

girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.

bloation device by iuytrew5o3u498thnfinsf October 5, 2008

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Motion Blotion

To receive fellatio whilst driving a vehicle.

She gave me a motion blotion on the way to the party last night.

Motion Blotion by hockeyplayer92 March 27, 2015

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blowsion

an explosion of awesome proportions, used to describe great moments in life like seeing hot chicks

look at that hot chick....BLOWSION

Britt on 8th & Ocean...BLOWSION

blowsion by Wilderhouse April 28, 2006

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Bloation

To eat and drink in excess so much on vacation that your stomach gets bloated..

Dude, I ate and drank so much on the first day of vacation that I got “bloation”…..

Bloation by Marcdfordeath007 June 17, 2021

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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