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blownation 

the type of sex a policeman demands in lew of a traffic ticket
to any woman...you can either get a ticket or make a blownation to the police force.
blownation by clamman August 17, 2010
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bloatation 

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"
I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!
bloatation by wallymarshall September 6, 2003

Bonation 

When a man reaches out to a female to donate his boner to her
Reginald: Today we are donating $91,662.00 to the local college

Veronica (hott chic): Can you donate something to me?

Reginald: Hmmm... i do have something i can give you....my bonation
Bonation by gordon83 January 15, 2010

bloatation 

noun. to feel the repercussions of one's menstrual cycle. The bloating of the abdomen causes one to feel like a bursting water balloon.
Damn. I was suffering from extreme bloatation last night.
bloatation by shawnabananaa February 15, 2007

bloation device 

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.
girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings
that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

Bloatation Device 

adj.

To become so bloated you feel as if you could float.
after doing the century club I felt like I was a Bloatation Device.
Bloatation Device by got MILF? August 22, 2006
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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