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Bloobering 

NY Slag; Similar to that of blubbering, but typically used in terms of idiotic behavior and without the crying that blubbering insinuates.
Look at that bloobering moron over there acting like an asshole.
Bloobering by Damien925 April 13, 2019

Bookering 

When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.
Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.
Bookering by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018

Blondering 

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.
On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.
Blondering by matree May 26, 2010

Bloitering 

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.
Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!
Bloitering by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010

Bloobing 

The act of watching TV, especially without using one's mental faculties in any way. Vegging out in front of the TV.
"God damn, I've had a rough day. I reckon there's some serious bloobing in order tonight."
Bloobing by stark_source February 5, 2010

stop blabbering 

stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and stop engaging in meaningless philosophical discussions.
boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll say it in Latin, damno quod non intelligo

Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about learning what you need in order to get into high school.
stop blabbering by Uncle Dimma August 20, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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