bloobering 

The act of being a blooper or inadvertently actin a fool.

Jayquan is bloobering hard today, he just put a whole turkey on his head.

bloobering by Rap God Easy to Read 5000 May 15, 2015

Bloobering 

NY Slag; Similar to that of blubbering, but typically used in terms of idiotic behavior and without the crying that blubbering insinuates.

Look at that bloobering moron over there acting like an asshole.

Bloobering by Damien925 April 13, 2019

Bookering 

When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.

Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.

Bookering by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018

Blondering 

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.

On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.

Blondering by matree May 26, 2010

Bloitering 

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.

Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!

Bloitering by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010

Bloobing 

The act of watching TV, especially without using one's mental faculties in any way. Vegging out in front of the TV.

"God damn, I've had a rough day. I reckon there's some serious bloobing in order tonight."

Bloobing by stark_source February 5, 2010

stop blabbering 

stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and stop engaging in meaningless philosophical discussions.

boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll say it in Latin, damno quod non intelligo

Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about learning what you need in order to get into high school.

stop blabbering by Uncle Dimma August 20, 2013