blooper

A mistake or accident or an embarrassing moment.

Dropping the phone in the sink in front of my new boyfriend was a big blooper!

by Lauren April 27, 2004

blooper

1. an error

2. an embarrassing error that has to be removed from the show or movie.

Many videos and DVDs allow you to view the bloopers that were removed when the movie was made.

by Light Joker June 07, 2005

blooper

A blowjob while on the toilet.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

blooper

A Mario Kart Wii item made of Fail and AIDS, which squirts ink on the screens of all drivers ahead of you, supposedly making it harder to see. It's nearly useless against decent human opponents.

I was in 8th and was ready to get a Gold Mushroom or a Star or something to catch up on the final lap, and what do I get? A freakin' blooper. And to make matters worse this guy zoomed by me with a Bullet Bill, so I got 9th.

by HeavyD2 August 02, 2009

blooper

Blooper - n.
Birth of a child resulting from a porno.

Oh yeah! Oh, yeah, do me Hamays! *squelch* *crying* Aw, damn, throw that kid in the trash can labeled "blooper."

by EminJ July 08, 2009

blooper

A big turd falling into toilet water making a 'bloop' sound.

I just made a huge blooper honey!

by Darin Number 2 April 18, 2007

blooper

a blunt with percocet in it

I just smoked a fat blooper

by blooperinventor420 October 19, 2008