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Blumbering 

the act of spontaneously talking about multiple topics at once
Johnny: I still have so much left to tell!
Ronald: I appear to be free, yes, so do carry on your blumbering.
Blumbering by ananicase February 4, 2023
Grabing on to the bumper of a stopped car and then haveing them pull you along as they go. This is done only when the streets are ice or snow covered so that the bumperer can just slide along as the car goes.
It was snowing outside so my friend and I went bumpering.
Bumpering by sfcjking March 13, 2011

stop blabbering 

stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and stop engaging in meaningless philosophical discussions.
boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll say it in Latin, damno quod non intelligo

Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about learning what you need in order to get into high school.
stop blabbering by Uncle Dimma August 20, 2013

Blumberg 

(verb) the act of taking a female out on a date for the sole purpose of getting laid.
Larry Stevens: Yoo! I just took Mona Lisa out on a date and totally got laid.
Jerry: Dude, you totally Blumberged her!
Blumberg by chyuuuuurp January 5, 2011

Blubberingzoidberg 

Blubberingzoidberg is a term used to describe a person or action negativly. The word 'Fuck' more or less sums up Blubberingzoidberg, only to a more less harsh extent.
That hockey match was a load of Blubberingzoidberg! I cant believe I gave up my Saturday to watch it.

That stupid mothafucking Blubberingzoidberg better watch her back or she'll be eating knucklepie for breakfast!

I don't understand why you're being such a Blubberingzoidberg? I bet you in todays maths quiz - it's not the end of the world!

Homework is pants. Honestly that Blubberingzoidberg Mrs Faulton needs to rapidly cut the amount of work we get. I havent been to the mall in weeks!

Bluffering 

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.
"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."
Bluffering by cabbagepants December 16, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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