What an obese, lazy person does instead of sleeping when they crash in front of the television. A cross between blubber and slumber. Used as a noun depicting said person.
The blumber was too lazy to get up from his recliner to answer the front door for pizza delivery.
OR She went straight from the breakfast table to the sofa for her mid-winter blumber.
OR She went straight from the breakfast table to the sofa for her mid-winter blumber.
by Joe Stoops February 21, 2016
That guy over there, he's a blumber.
by Keekee'ta'sheekee March 10, 2018
A blumber jack is variant of a blumpkin that involves covering your genitals with Vermont maple syrup and putting a flannel blindfold on your partner. Willing recipients can be found at Walmart or in the popeyes bathroom!
by Shammalammadingdong666 November 17, 2018
Johnny: I still have so much left to tell!
Ronald: I appear to be free, yes, so do carry on your blumbering.
Ronald: I appear to be free, yes, so do carry on your blumbering.
by ananicase February 04, 2023