bloomerang

The phenomenon of returning to live in Bloomington, Indiana after moving away to live in urban cultural centers.

My husband and I are moving to the east coast for his job. We hope it goes well and we don't bloomerang back to Indiana.

by KrisTDZ February 19, 2021

bloomerang

Refers to da unfortunate "reality of life" situation of your having dallied wif a hot chick (i.e., "getting into her pants"), and then having da "results" or "consequences" of said hot 'n' heavy encounter(s) --- i.e., others' hearing her bragging about her delightful trysts wif you, her getting preggo, her contracting an STD, etc. --- come back and bite you in da a** afterwards.

Two ways of minimizing da fallout of any bloomerangs dat you may encounter in your love-life --- (1) condoms, and (2) keeping your DNA-test center on speed-dial.

by QuacksO May 24, 2021

Bang and boomerang

When the pussy is so fire you gotta hit it again.

Bert: "How was that girl you were with last night?"
Andy: "She was unreal dude! I think imma bang and boomerang if you know what I mean."

by Andy TheMan November 12, 2015

boomerang friends

friends that you have often banished out of your life, but that keep coming back.

Kevin is one of my boomerang friends. After every fight I think I'll never see him again. But then, he boomerangs back into my life.

by Limjona November 15, 2016

Boomergang

A group of baby boomers, used in a social or derogatory way.

I can't wait for my 50th high school reunion; the whole boomergang will be there.

I didn't expect to see a large boomergang at the beer garden; the patrons there are usually younger and more lively.

by MikeInDC August 10, 2017

Lemonade boomerang

When a man inserts his hard penis in a woman's vagina for sex and urinates in her vaginal cavity then immediately switch to 69 position so the male can drink his own urine straight from her pussy while enjoying some oral sex.

She wanted me to piss in her pussy but that lemonade boomerang was a dirty trick.

by Zaleemae Vamps July 31, 2023

bachelor's boomerang

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.

Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.

by prof_evil September 15, 2010