Blofa 

An inflatable sofa. One you need to blow up, hence blow + sofa = blofa.

Dude, don't sit down with your keys in your pocket, you'll pop my blofa!

Blofa by Nickus12 June 5, 2010

Blofa 

Blofa is a blowjob on a Sofa

Kyle liked it when your mom would Blofa him on the sofa

Blofa by White boy Jack October 24, 2023

Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Bloatware 

1.(n) Software that comes pre-installed on a computer. Bloatware generally comes on a PC made by a major manufacturer (i.e. HP, Dell, Toshiba). Most Bloatware is considered to be a useless piece of software that is intended for no other purpose than taking up hard drive space.

2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.

1. My brand new laptop came with so much bloatware, it took me over two hours to remove it all.

2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.

Bloatware by Xaurudame July 31, 2012

Bloapy 

A round bodied fish that swims humorously. The term is typically applied to fancy goldfish, but not exclusively.

"Check out the new bloapy I got for my aquarium!"

Bloapy by Bloap February 11, 2018

bloatesque 

The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.

I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.

bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered

bloatesque by KRM90 January 21, 2011

bloatmaxing 

Bloatmaxing describes a health and fitness movement founded by the great Bloatlord Grizzly Kyriakos from Greece. A proper bloatmax training regiment includes heavy sitting zercher front raises, walking training, ellbow training and lowkick training. An important aspect of the bloatmax lifestyle is the intimidation of twinks. Noteable followers of the bloatmax lifestyle include grizzly jr., Jason "the monster" blaha and Janoy Cresva. To archieve the bloatmaxed physique it is necessary to eat a high sodium diet.

Did you see Grizzly Kyriakos latest walking training?

Yeah dude Grizzly is bloatmaxing hard!

bloatmaxing by 8buckcuck September 19, 2018