Bloats

A word commonly used by the skeets, meaning a lie. Probably derived from the real meaning of the word bloat (to swell up or inflate), which is normally applied to their tales.

Mind you, the skeets often use bloats to refer to things that often aren't bloated. Like their car.

Ayy, that's bloats, she disn't be riding yet, leek.

Bloats by Fry Crayola December 10, 2003

Bloats

Blows goats

Wow, this bar really bloats

Bloats by MephistoMonkee March 19, 2014

Bloats my goat. 

Something that annoys you or turns you off.

Antonym: Float your boat

That really bloats my goat. - Said when annoyed about a specific thing.

Whatever bloats your goat. - (Antonym to whatever floats your boat.) - Said when you don't agree with someones peculiar or unusual opinion on a turn off, but you respect their right to be turned off.

Bloats my goat. by eviljoy January 13, 2010

bloats Mcgoats 

like totes mcgoats but when you've eaten too much and can't even move

'I can't be bothered mate, i'm bloats mcgoats'

bloats Mcgoats by tokyo tan May 6, 2010

whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."

You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.

whatever bloats your goat by The Immanent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004

Toats-bloats 

After snacking on a wide variety of differing foods (ranging from pies to ice-cream) an individual feels bloated to a state where normal bodily functions become challenging or in serious cases impossible.

Sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas "toats bloats" is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.

"far out im toats-bloats"
"after sex I like to buy snacks and get toats-bloats"

Toats-bloats by roundandsound November 13, 2011

Blyatskrieg 

The Russian military strategy (popularized by Vladimir Putin) of sending in a first wave of soldiers without telling them where they are going or what they are doing, leading to a lack of organization and embarrassing failures.

A play on the word "Blitzkrieg" (from Blitz 'lightning' + Krieg 'war')—a military doctrine of conducting fast, concentrated assaults; and "Blyat" (cyrillic: блять)—a Russian expletive used in a similar manner to "fuck" or "shit".

Ukrainian Soldier 1: "Did you hear about what happened this morning?"
Ukrainian Soldier 2: "No, what happened?"
Ukrainian Soldier 1: "A Russian convoy ran out of fuel after getting lost. We captured three T-72 tanks, 6 BTR-3's, and several fuel trucks."
Ukrainian Soldier 2: "Blyatskrieg at its finest!"

Blyatskrieg by acsdog March 3, 2022