(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.
I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.
by The Commodore August 26, 2008
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Sweater (or Sweatshirt) Over Fat Ass.

1. Derisive term for a garment tied around the waist to cover a woman's large ass.

2. An insecure woman attempting to conceal her butt by tying her sleeves around her waist and allowing the body of her sweater or sweatshirt to hang over her rear end.
"Dude, SOFA - 3 o'clock."

"Check out the SOFA on the bremelo over there!"
by ElkTwin April 21, 2006
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Acronym for "Son of a Fucking ASshole;" common misinterpretations include SOB, "son of a bitch" when he's really a son of a fucking asshole.

A man so afflicted with the phenomena has a penchant for irrationally believing oneself morally superior or basic self-esteem issues from childhood.
"How does a person participate in saving the world and then turn around and act like such a gd SOFA?"
"You spiteful SOFA I wish I believed it sooner!"
by RoadBell November 26, 2013
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Southern Oregon Fat Ass, a man or woman from southern Oregon who is extremely fat.
Holy shit, did you see the size of that SOFA biotch? She must miss the herd back at the farm.
by Eilantha December 28, 2010
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Sweater Over Fat Ass; when a fine girl ties a sweater around her waste to cover up her fat ass.
That girl is off the hook, but careful of that sofa!
by Jason July 04, 2003
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