Clear, gelatinous, viscous bodily fluid deposited from an undetermined orifice. The source is assumed to be vaginal, but anecdotal evidence has included male bloaches. Stages of the bloach include fresh gel, pudding skin, and clear gummy bear. Causes include verklemption, elation, infirm vagina, and surprise.
Did you see that fresh bloach someone left behind the women's toilet on the 4th floor of the Foege building at UW?
When I poked it with a q-tip, I realized the bloach had reached the pudding-skin stage.
This bloach is chewy!
When I poked it with a q-tip, I realized the bloach had reached the pudding-skin stage.
This bloach is chewy!
by PubicZirconia March 4, 2011
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by Nadalfan33 April 29, 2011
Get the bloach mug.After Dan made $4000 in a week all you could in each of the five ashtrays throughout the house were bloaches. There was a bloach literaly in every ashtray in the house. WORD
by Benny B from the V A N C May 22, 2006
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by baluch June 7, 2009
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Pass that bloach, son!
Yeah that bitch I got with was bloached out...I couldn't even feel the sides!
Pass that bloach, son!
Yeah that bitch I got with was bloached out...I couldn't even feel the sides!
by slimPickensse0 June 14, 2010
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