Bload 

verb- to Bload is to "Bust a load." Preferably on a woman's chest creating a pearl necklace

nick - dude, i bet my friend will Bload on that girl.
Riley - yeah, your right haha.... ew...

Bload by nrmtkt90 January 2, 2010

Bload 

-verb
A massive, explosive dump.

Guy: Dude, I gotta bload so bad, I don't think I'm gonna make it to the bathroom.
Girl: That's gross.

Bload by KLeonidas July 30, 2010

bload 

Like a choad, but bigger in length instead of width. Since every normal dick IS longerer than wide, this is coined when the man has a pencil dick or the longest dick know to man.

1.That dick could fit in a pencil sharpener, what a Bload!
2. Your penis could touch the sun, christ, what a Bload!

bload by Gunmaster45 May 9, 2008

bload 

n. A butt load; as from a chode.

Bam goes the bload from a fat chode on your bode.

bload by Setnakt June 4, 2005

Bload 

A friggin' lot. Short for butt load.

I just ate bloody bload of chinese food.

Bload by dudemar007 March 15, 2010

BLOAD

B.L.O.A.D - Be less of a dick! A dummy, a douchebag, a dingbat, a dastardly deadbeat, or a dud. Or even words that don’t start with “d.”

Today I hope to be more of a hero and BLOAD.

BLOAD by mountain-grl May 4, 2026

Chode Bload

Chode Bload is a versatile action verb. It means to ruin, to own, to humiliate, to annihilate, to emasculate, to completely destroy, or to fall woefully short of a goal due to unforeseen circumstances. Similar to, but less grandiose and more vulgar than epic fail. This term was first coined by a former member of the ISSJHSS, in early January of 2006 when The University of Texas Longhorn football team shocked the world and chode bloaded the University of Southern California Trojans in the Rose Bowl. Works best in sports discussions.

After Texas won, I screamed to all the haters, "You have been chode bloaded, I saiddddd!"

You think dets bad? Rememba tha time we had five people simultaneously working to get Finals tickets and we all got chode bloaded?

When the Spurs beat the Lakers in six in 2003, the Lakers were so chode bloaded that Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher actually started crying.

Chode Bload by Echo21 October 21, 2008