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Bitchton 

1. A unit of measure meaning 15,000 of an item. It is most commonly used as an exaggeration of something. It is 10,000 times a bitch or 1,000 times a bitchful. With no noun after, one can assume it is being described in weight, depending on the region where you are it could be pounds or kilograms.

2. It could also be used to describe an area where people live, normally the nicer regions of a city or town.
I have a bitchton of coffee cups at my house.

That truck must weight at least 2 bitchtons.

That guy lives in the bitchtons of manhatten.
Bitchton by Ice Pop November 1, 2012
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Urban Bitchtionary 

the motherfuckers who didn't publish my definition for "egg slut."
fuck you Urban Bitchtionary; i hope you get caught masturbating by your grandmother.

Bitchtini 

A drink with 5 parts vermouth to 1 part vodka.

Drank solely by weebs.
"Hey Caleb, this maritini tastes funny?"

"Yeah dude, I made them bitchtini style!"

"We all hate you Caleb."
Bitchtini by TimesAreToughMan December 22, 2020

Bitchbonic Plague 

The Bitchbonic Plague is as contagious as the Black Death. Side effects may include being a bitch. The only cure is your friends having an intervention with you and them comparing you to the popular kids. If you are one of those popular kids, there is no cure.
Erin is infected with the Bitchbonic Plague.

Bitch Ton 

I couldn't make it to work today because it snowed a bitch ton last night.
Bitch Ton by onesmallinstrument January 12, 2009

Bitchzone 

The guys version of the friendzone.

If your crush suddenly put's you in the friendzone, put her in the bitchzone!
You: Damn, this girl suddenly decided to put me in the friendzone!
Your bro: Don't care about that! Put her in the bitchzone and hunt for someone else!
Bitchzone by Bro2k January 1, 2012

bitchmonkey 

Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.
"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."