The Bitchbonic Plague is as contagious as the Black Death. Side effects may include being a bitch. The only cure is your friends having an intervention with you and them comparing you to the popular kids. If you are one of those popular kids, there is no cure.
The state in which several minor things are going wrong for a prima donna, thereby giving them an extraordinary opportunity to complain mercilessly and without cessation.
When both the wedding planner and the florist made minor mistakes on her wedding day, it was a true bitchtopia for my finacee; she began a rant that lasted nearly 2 hours. She's never been so happy!