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bitchmonster by Zed August 21, 2003
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Bitch Monster
1) A annoying, self-cautious girl that turns her self-hatred into a tool to cut everyone else down to make her feel like a real person. This person turns into a bitch monster when she walks down a street with flip flops on and comes in contact with green radiation slime that gets flung up into their hair by their flip flops. Most likely didn’t see the green slime because they hold their chins high to hide the fact that they have a double chin.
2) Jenny.
2) Jenny.
There goes that bitch monster, lets walk the other way so she doesn't eat us alive with her bitchness.
Bitch Monster by Atmosphere1 April 27, 2009
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bitchmaster
One who is master of all bitches. "When a bitch is bitten, the master of all bitches must be killed in order to release his/her underlings"
bitchmaster by Rich+Sand July 24, 2006
bitchmonger
One who devotes their life to either hoarding or selling bitches,usually for their beinift. Bitchmonging is commonly performed for the monger's sexual pleasure (although i don't know why); however, it is known that some crazed individuals do it just because...well...they are crazed.
A bitchmonger can also be a derrogatory term for someone who is being exceedingly bitchy.
A bitchmonger can also be a derrogatory term for someone who is being exceedingly bitchy.
"Wow, do you know that hermit that lives in the cave on 53rd street? He is a huge bitchmonger. He's been buying and selling bitches his entire life."
"She is such a bitchmonger! AGH!"
"She is such a bitchmonger! AGH!"
bitchmonger by JewC May 28, 2008
bitchmeister
Bitchmeister is the bitch of bitches. Meister is the German word for master. Bitch can mean basically anything based on the context. It can be very negative and very positive.
Bitchmeister is also a person calling others bitches. See e.g. the bitchmeister blog on hans-jschmid.com, a German blog where a guy calls others bitches and "my bitches".
Bitchmeister is also a person calling others bitches. See e.g. the bitchmeister blog on hans-jschmid.com, a German blog where a guy calls others bitches and "my bitches".
bitchmeister by dressguard October 11, 2010
bitchmeister
n. (from English "bitch" for female dog, and German "Meister" for master). A woman who is the worst-tempered, schemingest, full-of-herself, back-stabbingest waste of human flesh imaginable.
bitchmeister by Anonymous Curmudgeon April 4, 2007
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